Swamp Ass

The slight or severe inflamation of the inner ass cheeks due to excessive walking or running after taking a deuce. Usually a slight refuge of junk surrounds and agitates the exit region.
I had the worse case of swamp ass at Six Flags.
by Cambo El Nino November 09, 2006
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A condition where your butt cheeks/crack feel sweaty, usually after physical activity. The name comes from the fact that, like a swamp, your butt is moist and wet in this situation.
I get a gnarly case of swamp ass whenever I do my daily walk around the park, but drinking a lot of water and chilling out fixes it.
by ProBeb May 09, 2019
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Swamp Ass

A condition of severely sweaty butt cheeks or crotch, where the sweat and any un-wiped or leaked fluids or poo from bad hygiene combines to make a disgusting stain that not only stinks up a 10 Ft radius in a crowd but attracts a horde of flies, hundreds of which collect on the stain and feed from it. overly tight nylon pants on a big female booty exacerbate the problem by intruding into the butt crack and wicking the fetid smear to the surface. The sufferer is sometimes unaware of this and does not correct it, leading to randomly taken pictures of their fly-infested ass appearing on the internet at their expense.
Nigel: Oh man- look at that nasty whore with the big booty and red pants! Is that a brown stain in the crack of her ass or a horde of flies on a brown stain?
William: Shit man, she's got the Swamp Ass!
by abjectus May 08, 2012
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When the sweat in your ass is unbearable... that’s when you know you got swamp ass.
Gaby- My ass is so sweaty

Jesus- That’s because you have swamp ass dirty bitch
by Loser123 December 16, 2018
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Some one who does not wipe there ass or has not tooken a shower recently and stinks like shit
My cousin lenny smells like swamp ass after playing battlefield for 5 hours straight.
by Supparad70 November 25, 2015
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An unfortunate condition in which the doo doo chute and surrounding areas are wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. This generally occurs when the ass isn't thoroughly wiped resulting in odors eminating from the region that smell like a fresh dump.
Vandy's swamp ass reaked so badly that the smell of his freshly unwiped ass could be enjoyed nearly three rows away in the theater.
by Greggie C. February 27, 2008
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When after sitting on something for a long time while working up a sweat or working up a sweat in general your ass sweats to a rediculous amount to the point where your underwear/boxers stick to your ass. Often accompanied by a funny walk.
After playing handball in gym nate had very bad swamp ass.
Logan: nate why are your pants still down hurry up we can't be late to class
Anthony: I recon he has dat dar swamp ass
Nate: airing my ass out, feels good man
Logan: yup I got it too. Sucks
by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 08, 2009
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