Swayting

When you're waiting on your neighborhood drug dealer to drop off your shit and his 15 minutes is 3 hours.

"How long until you're here?" "I'll be there in like 15 minutes" "Please don't keep me Swayting all day."

by MissxKittens May 14, 2025

Swafting

A cramp during sexual intercourse

During intercourse, my husband’s leg was swafting.

by booknerd94 October 20, 2025

Twat Swatting

The female version of cock blocking

My girl was twat swatting last night so I didn't get that D like I wanted

by ReapDini April 29, 2025

Virtual Swatting

A false report of a serious breach in a video game that is sent to the game administrators (usually as a prank or a fit of revenge) in an attempt to get the victim suspended or banned.

Originates from the fact that swatting is the act of reporting a serious crime to an address to bring a SWAT team there

When I was logging on to play Splatoon the other day, I got a message saying that I was banned for being unsportsmanlike. I did nothing wrong; I was merely playing the game fairly and not taunting. It was just pure skill.

Upon a subsequent investigation after I appealed the ban, they found out that it was indeed a false report, so it was merely a Virtual Swatting

by ErPhox05 July 13, 2025