Megan: Your an ungrateful swan
Me: Do you mean uncultured swine?
Megan: Ohhhhh then what’s an ungrateful swan?!
Me: Do you mean uncultured swine?
Megan: Ohhhhh then what’s an ungrateful swan?!
by Capt_buckybarnes June 7, 2018
Get the Ungrateful Swan mug.While blindfolded you and your partner must make an origami swan with you sexual organs and a piece of paper.
Failure to complete this task will lead to castration with the failed paper swan attempt.
Failure to complete this task will lead to castration with the failed paper swan attempt.
"Im sorry babe we were so close. I really wanted to try the Blindfolded Swan but these paper cuts on my dick are just as bad as castration, so we might as well end it here now."
"Babe I want to try something new. It's called Blindfolded Swan. Wanna try?"
"Babe I want to try something new. It's called Blindfolded Swan. Wanna try?"
by ShouldWeEvenTryToBeCreatative January 27, 2021
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The best rapper in the world. He teaches geo and is very handsome sometimes he even plays a rap video for his class. He is loving, caring and very hot you should never let him go once you have him. He is very wise and very compassionate. He is often confused for a student while walking. A bit of a hunch on his back but otherwise is the best looking man you'll ever see. He can rap, beatbox and even sing perfectly
Y/N: Omg its mr kim
Aiden: i know hes just so good looking
Y/N: not gonna lie that's kind of sus
Aiden: Have you heard him rap yet
Y/N: no
Aiden: once you do you'll wanna be in between his bumcheeks
Aiden: SImon saenal kim is so dreamy
Aiden: i know hes just so good looking
Y/N: not gonna lie that's kind of sus
Aiden: Have you heard him rap yet
Y/N: no
Aiden: once you do you'll wanna be in between his bumcheeks
Aiden: SImon saenal kim is so dreamy
by MrKImsbodypillow December 8, 2021
Get the Simon saenal kim mug.swae lee a goofy looking lightskin rapper who make dope ass music. bitches will tell u he fine asf but he ugly to me lmao
guy1: did u hear swae lees new song
guy 2: oh u mean that goofy looking nigga?? yea his new song fire
guy 2: oh u mean that goofy looking nigga?? yea his new song fire
by 4kt_tez May 29, 2020
Get the swae lee mug.One step further than sandy vagina. Glass is made from heat and/or pressure. If you have a sandy enough vagina and are clenching down, you would create a glass swan, just from the shape.
by technocowboy January 22, 2009
Get the Glass Swan mug.one of the best players in the AFL, some might even say the best of all time, very consistent contested ball winner and always racks up the disposal count above 30. brownlow medallist as well and 3 time collingwood B&F just o top it off!
also he loves a decent tattoo with both his arms and parts of his chest and other body parts done as well
also he loves a decent tattoo with both his arms and parts of his chest and other body parts done as well
"who is that unit with the ball?"
"thats dane swan again"
"again.. thats like 47 for the game now"
"yeah well it is against port adelaide"
"thats dane swan again"
"again.. thats like 47 for the game now"
"yeah well it is against port adelaide"
by swanny2011 October 10, 2011
Get the dane swan mug.a whiny, spoiled, bitchy, self-centered character in the Twilight series. Ends up with Edward. Has no real personality except for the fact that she cant walk in a straight line and loves fucking Edward Cullen. Is the girl most girls (and some boys) want to be only because she screws Edward.
BellaWannabe: "OHMYGOD! I LOVE EDWARD! I WISH I WAS BELLA SWAN!
SmartPerson: "You want to be a klutzy whiny bitch?"
SmartPerson: "You want to be a klutzy whiny bitch?"
by BellaIsABitch June 7, 2009
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