Rectal suspension

verb

1. The act of not releasing one's bowels during a hangover so as to prevent sloppy hangover shits. The act of rectal suspension should be deemed complete after the time required to compact aforementioned sloppy shit to the necessary degree to perform a normal bowel movement.

"Oh man, I had to do a rectal suspension after last night. Otherwise I'd have destroyed the fucking toilet."
"Dude, just finished rectally suspending, was beautiful."

by Ladstain October 4, 2016

superman suspension

During missionary style sex, the man ,ontop seems to be floating as he plunges into the girl. All while keeping his legs straight and on his toes like hes doing a marine corp pushup exercise.making it feel like hes levitating upon her body.

Oh shitt you gotta do the superman suspension move on me again. Feels like your floating over me!!

by nikkiTblue May 12, 2019

Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.

Henry: The school found my pingers
Joe: Peak, pull a TS (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently

by The Ping King September 30, 2022

The Great Suspension

The Great Suspension, May 1st, 2022 was the mass genocide of Stan Accounts on Twitter carried out by Elon Musk using a space link named "The Science Behind Our Traditions"

The Great Suspension wiped out nearly half of the big swiftie accounts

by jennie kim's slave May 3, 2022

suspension

having hooks dug deep into your flesh, and then being suspended 5-12 ft. into the air by those sharp little fuckers.

There are many pictures of suspension on BMEzine.com

by Chi Chi Gonzalez August 21, 2003

The Suspension Bridge (The Golden Gate)

A sex position with two girls and one guy. The girl is laying flat, as if on her belly, but is held in the air by the two guys. The girl's arms and legs are extended straight and each guy holds her with one arm in front one arm in back to show the span of the suspension. The road (the girl) then gets fucked from behind and gives head up front. TADA!

Just picture it, The Suspension Bridge (The Golden Gate) beautiful and shining as the cars plow down the road.

by mildlyaphasic January 30, 2009

Double wishbone suspension

When doing a vertical 69, with your feet on the ground and her legs straight up in the air. Put both elbows straight out with your hands at your chest/her crotch. Split each hand into two sets of two fingers (pointer & index fingers, ring & pinkie fingers), like Spock. Insert both sets of ring & pinkie fingers in her anus, insert both sets of pointer & index fingers in her vagina. Then proceed to curl all fingers and move your forearms/her body up and down vigorously, holding on inside of her.

by Roostafy April 21, 2003