verb
1. The act of not releasing one's bowels during a hangover so as to prevent sloppy hangover shits. The act of rectal suspension should be deemed complete after the time required to compact aforementioned sloppy shit to the necessary degree to perform a normal bowel movement.
1. The act of not releasing one's bowels during a hangover so as to prevent sloppy hangover shits. The act of rectal suspension should be deemed complete after the time required to compact aforementioned sloppy shit to the necessary degree to perform a normal bowel movement.
"Oh man, I had to do a rectal suspension after last night. Otherwise I'd have destroyed the fucking toilet."
"Dude, just finished rectally suspending, was beautiful."
"Dude, just finished rectally suspending, was beautiful."
by Ladstain February 04, 2016
The Great Suspension, May 1st, 2022 was the mass genocide of Stan Accounts on Twitter carried out by Elon Musk using a space link named "The Science Behind Our Traditions"
by jennie kim's slave May 03, 2022
During missionary style sex, the man ,ontop seems to be floating as he plunges into the girl. All while keeping his legs straight and on his toes like hes doing a marine corp pushup exercise.making it feel like hes levitating upon her body.
by nikkiTblue May 12, 2019
A) The ability to hold one's drink during a party, in a car, or in a bar when the body is knocked about without spilling a drop.
B) The ability to hold one's self upright or together while conversing during complete inebriation; to keep balance during inebriation
B) The ability to hold one's self upright or together while conversing during complete inebriation; to keep balance during inebriation
A) "Did you see my drink suspension over those railroad tracks?!?! Not a drop, Baby!"
B) Guy A: "Check Matt out. Took too many Four Horsemen."
Guy B: "I know. He's totally lost his drink suspension. Oh! There he goes! TIMBER!"
Guy A: "Awww...Fell right into that pile John's dog just left! Should we help him?"
PAUSE
Guy B: "He'll figure it out..."
B) Guy A: "Check Matt out. Took too many Four Horsemen."
Guy B: "I know. He's totally lost his drink suspension. Oh! There he goes! TIMBER!"
Guy A: "Awww...Fell right into that pile John's dog just left! Should we help him?"
PAUSE
Guy B: "He'll figure it out..."
by The Green Skwurl May 29, 2009
The suspension bridge effect happens when a person crosses a suspension bridge and he sees someone of the opposite sex. his fear of falling down causes his heart to pound. He then mistakes that for the heart-pounding feeling felt when falling in love with the opposite sex.
In short, when the other party is in a state of fright and he see you, he will fall in love with you.
Psychologically it would work, but probably not in practice
In short, when the other party is in a state of fright and he see you, he will fall in love with you.
Psychologically it would work, but probably not in practice
Joyce: Scooter, I love you!
Scooter: Stop shaking the bridge
Joyce: be careful, your gonna fall. your gonna fall!
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Ramantha: You know, The "suspension bridge effect" really works! i tried it last time.
Hanna: Yeah! I've heard about that! Thats the way to go about confessing right?
Ramantha: Sure is! How do you think i got Moe to start going out with me?
Scooter: Stop shaking the bridge
Joyce: be careful, your gonna fall. your gonna fall!
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Ramantha: You know, The "suspension bridge effect" really works! i tried it last time.
Hanna: Yeah! I've heard about that! Thats the way to go about confessing right?
Ramantha: Sure is! How do you think i got Moe to start going out with me?
by Yesnik Drappehs September 07, 2008
(self explanatory)
son: dad can you show me a bigbrain amongus reference
dad: sure you know about "suspension without retirement"?
son: wdym?
dad: what do people receive when they retire?
son: ...a pension?
dad: now you get it son?
son: omg thanks dad
(son plays amongus as red)
blue: i saw pink killed cyan in electrical and vented to medbay
red: sure he's suspension without retirement
blue: wdym red
red: what do people get when they retire?
black: kinda sus, at least he's just a kid
purple: yea let's vote him out
(red was not the impostor. 1 impostor remains.)
dad: sure you know about "suspension without retirement"?
son: wdym?
dad: what do people receive when they retire?
son: ...a pension?
dad: now you get it son?
son: omg thanks dad
(son plays amongus as red)
blue: i saw pink killed cyan in electrical and vented to medbay
red: sure he's suspension without retirement
blue: wdym red
red: what do people get when they retire?
black: kinda sus, at least he's just a kid
purple: yea let's vote him out
(red was not the impostor. 1 impostor remains.)
by bill cyperbunk April 08, 2021
by fah_q_buddie May 14, 2009