Survey says

the preface to using the word douche bad

person 1- Survery says....
person 2- DOUCHE BAG~!

by Ghettofied April 2, 2004

farm publication survey

acts too unspeakable to name, frequently performed in coffehouses.

I'm off to the coffee shop to code me some farm publication survey.

by ahem excuse me September 26, 2010

Survey your land

1: To "check someone out" usually the female's chest and or legs, being "surveyed" by a male.
2: To push with your thumb in between someone's shoulder blades and wiggling.

(2)Causes: Many different sensations, usually pain, sometimes tickles, many times resulting in the victim jumping, running away, or crying.

The child surveyed the land of another, making the child squeal and cry.
May I Survey your land?

by Giant, sloppy wang May 1, 2011

Would you like to take a survey

Asking someone if they would like to take a survey, then kicking them in the nuts.

"Would you like to take a survey?"
"Sure"
(Kick in the nuts)

by canopy November 9, 2007

GALLOP SURVEY

The term used by fucktards when referring to a Gallup Poll.

(Board room PowerPoint screen 10'x10')
Each slide entitled Gallop Survey presented by someone quite higher in rank than yourself so you sall not point out the error.

(Presenter) "Today we will discuss the Gallop Survey"....
One co-worker to another) Since when do we get results from horses moving at an accelerated pace?!?! I thought we were going to talk about Gallup Polls.

by ThaDuke April 1, 2010

Current Population Survey

(ECONOMICS) survey of 60,000 households in the USA conducted monthly by the Bureau of Labor Statistics. One of two ways in which the BLS gathers statistics on unemployment and hours worked. The other is the establishment survey.

According to an analysis of the 2009 March Current Population Survey, one in five men ages 18-64 - about 21.2 million - are uninsured, compared with 17.2 million women in the same age group. This gap in coverage is consistent across various demographic groups.

by Abu Yahya July 15, 2010

Chode survey

a test which determines whether or not somebody has a chode. process includes dipping chode in acid beaker and chode-juice tasting. Very few people have been proven to have authentic chodes, and choderyite (similar 2 pyrite in gold) is a common case in people who wish they had chodes.

Do you know the results of Jacob's chode survey? Ya, they r +

by chpsadadad January 9, 2009