Guy 1: How was the sex last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome until I accidentally gave her the midnight surprise, then she ran out crying.
Guy 2: It was awesome until I accidentally gave her the midnight surprise, then she ran out crying.
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Carl gave Sally a Canary Surprise that she has always wanted.
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Carl gave Sally a Canary Surprise that she has always wanted.
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Jared, Andrew and Charlie all were excited, they just found out about a new sex move called "Double Chocolate Surprise".
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Get the surbhi mug.The London surprise is when you cum on somebody’s face and instead of using a towel you use a croissant and then she eats the croissant.
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"Why exactly do I need to come bail you out?"
"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."
"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."
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The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
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