a massively overpowered loser who is invincible and is able to easily escape the pull of a blackhole yet gets his ass handed to him by a person with no superpowers. wtf dc?
superman, right after stopping a giant meteor in midspace, just got knocked out by one punch from some random thug. goku would kick that thugs ass.
by tgk7257 January 24, 2007
superman is cool
by supafly rabbi January 21, 2004
A prank involving someones head at your crotch level. You stand next to the victim and either quietly or loudly (your preference) start humming the Superman theme. When everyone turns to look at you, it will appear that the victim is performing oral sex on you because they're looking at you also.
"...And then Rob supermanned Greg, and for the rest of the night, easy laughs were had just by humming the superman theme around Greg. Never pass up the opportunity to 'superman' someone."
by The REAL Big Danny T August 05, 2008
Billy Bob: How ya doin
Sally: Hello Top of the Morning to ya (tips her gardening hat at Billy Bob)
Billy: Oh My is that an invitation for a superman
Sally: Billy Bob, What the Fuck! How dare you assume I would superman you so early in the morning before I have my coffe.
Billy Bob: You are right Sally. I'm just anticipating a "hard" day! (wink, wink, cheesy as smile)
Sally: Sorry you'll just have to wait until you get of work. (spanks her ass)
Billy Bob: Fuck you Cunt
Sally: Hello Top of the Morning to ya (tips her gardening hat at Billy Bob)
Billy: Oh My is that an invitation for a superman
Sally: Billy Bob, What the Fuck! How dare you assume I would superman you so early in the morning before I have my coffe.
Billy Bob: You are right Sally. I'm just anticipating a "hard" day! (wink, wink, cheesy as smile)
Sally: Sorry you'll just have to wait until you get of work. (spanks her ass)
Billy Bob: Fuck you Cunt
by JES @ fuck u. com March 27, 2008
A blunt of high-grade marijuana (I like to call it Chronic) laced with cocaine. It's a different feeling from a dirty considering you're smoking coke with really good herb so they call them "Supermans" since it's a lot better.
by emoc December 23, 2004
When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.
This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
by Fusion September 30, 2003