by Janessaa April 9, 2020

by SumpQueen November 29, 2023

Person 1: Wow bro, you have a huge SUMP!
Person 2: Thanks bro, took a lot of years, kfc, McDonald's and Jack Daniels to gain this SUMP!
Person 2: Thanks bro, took a lot of years, kfc, McDonald's and Jack Daniels to gain this SUMP!
by BigSump69 November 23, 2022

Walking into work you come across an acquaintance from a different department
Interaction:
You: Sump
Responder: Sump
Interaction:
You: Sump
Responder: Sump
by warsmiss August 31, 2018

A person simping for Shrek. The only acceptable form of simping.
Definition: Person simping for Shrek. Says “welcome to my swamp” at least twice a week.
Definition: Person simping for Shrek. Says “welcome to my swamp” at least twice a week.
Person 1: Watcha got there?
Person 2: I made a real life swamp for Shrek, so that when he comes back to life, he will have a place to stay with me.
Person 1: Bro, you’re, like, one of the biggest sumps I know.
Person 2: I know. Welcome to my swamp.
Person 2: I made a real life swamp for Shrek, so that when he comes back to life, he will have a place to stay with me.
Person 1: Bro, you’re, like, one of the biggest sumps I know.
Person 2: I know. Welcome to my swamp.
by Vasen August 17, 2020

One of Trumps many sycophantic white house staff, who get such a raging boner from his position of power they basically act like he can do no wrong and will defend his position at the cost of everything; behaving like a simp only much worse, hence the term Sump.
Mitch McConnell: "Dude it's been almost 5 minutes and no-ones licked Trumps asshole! Where the hell is Seb Gorka?"
Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"
Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"
by GatorBoy96 August 9, 2020
