slithy toad

A smithy toad is a bro or a fellow Boi
Noun- Slith slitherin

That's my slithy toad

by Theslithy January 30, 2023

Smithy

a bloke who only dresses in black and is scared to wear shorts in the summer because he has freaky kneecaps.He is often seen hanging around antique shops with a yucky green plymouth top on.he also has the skill of nusing a pint for three hours till it goes brown+crusty like his nob.often seen chasing push-bike robbers!

"wheres smithy"
"he's doing judo"
"oh fuck off he wouldn't wear anything in white"

by Phil Fee September 20, 2003

smithy

An Irish fellow with the last name Smith. Smithys, generally speaking, have no game and a smallish nob which sometimes has the illusion of disappearing while retracting back up into the Smithy's body. Despite this bizarre phenomenon, Smithys can also be very likable characters. Smithys are often times sited as being "gay" though please note while appearing so, they are most definitely not.

"Smithy!! How ye keepin? Ye get laid yet?"
"Ah nah. I got no game."
"And your nob?"
"Still missing."

by plincodestroy December 9, 2008

Suith

To really mean something to someone

No problem and yeahh you did being completely honest .. not that you don;t in general

don't *

Thank youu , I love honest guys it SUITH my heart

by Derrick Rose July 5, 2012

Smithy

Genital abrasion caused by masturbation, resulting in a red, raw appearance, peeling skin and possibly bruising.

Specifically, a ‘Smithy’ injury is caused by the frequency, duration and pace of masturbation only, and not the result of the deployment of foreign objects.

I’ve jerked off so much I’ve given myself a Smithy

by Iyman R Sole February 22, 2022

smithy

a very bust boy who is very annoying. He is trying his hardest to be jeeves and know everything. hates a circuit and getting dumped by text. not funny

that guy just got smithy'd

by bigphilandjo October 3, 2011

Smithy

small annoying insect

ow! I've been bitten by a Smithy! Swot it!

by dial-an-exterminator May 13, 2003