Smuffocate 

To smother and suffocate at the same time. This word can be used when pretending to be a baby, or act cute, but is not intended for use in a serious situation, because it sounds silly, quite frankly. Can also be a person who killed someone by smothering/suffocating, and was in prison, comes from reprobate.

"And he nearly smuffocated me!"
"I was smuffocated last night"
"How do you smuffocate a person?"
"He was a smuffocate for 50 years"

Smuffocate by Baby Pee April 24, 2008

Angry russian Suffocating Hell Slap 

where​ you take a girl by her pussy​ lips,​ sqeez​e em toget​her with a pair of vice grips​,​ hold her off the groun​d by her hair and a piece​ of rope,​ shove​ a sword​ down her throa​t and say " what would​ you do for a klond​ike bar bitch​!​"​

Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.

Angry russian Suffocating Hell Slap by anonymous47937987394875 October 29, 2008

smuffocate 

Smuffocating-Smuffocation
A humorous sexual term to describe when a man is suffocating from having his face sat on for too long. Oral sex to the point of suffocation, usually when describing the act of 69 with a larger woman.

"Damn bitch it's about time you got off my face, you were about to smuffocate my ass."

smuffocate by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008

Car Suffocation 

The act of getting into a car that's so hot, you almost stop breathing due to the intense heat. Usually noticed by one deep gasp for air, followed by several shallow breaths and a quick maneuver to roll down the windows. Almost always happens in the summer time after the a has sit in the sun.

Dude hurry up and open the windows before we die of car suffocation.

Car Suffocation by halii July 31, 2009

Nut-Suffocaters 

Skin Tight Jeans For Men

"You see that fuckin' homo in those nut-suffocaters?!"

Nut-Suffocaters by Bump-Man December 12, 2009

Suffocating the Duck

When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.

Aw man I walked in on my Mrs suffocating the Duck last night

Suffocating the Duck by Getting ready for a funeral April 24, 2022

suffocating banana 

When you are eating a banana and some gets stuck in your throat making you feel like you are suffocating.

1.Shouting 'Suffocating Banana' when some banana gets stuck in your throat
2.That was a suffocating banana!

suffocating banana by LouiseTheCheese July 4, 2007