Chiefer Sutherland

A nickname for your friend who smokes pot 24 hours a day. A play on words on the actor "Kiefer Sutherland" who plays the main role on the hit show "24"

Yo Chiefer Sutherland drop the bong we need to study for this chemistry quiz.

by tdavies and adub September 15, 2009

Slather My Beans

When you have liquid shit and wipe from the top of your crack to the bottom, thus wiping your shit onto the back of your scrotum.

Scott: I have to change real quick. I had too much taco bell earlier and it made me slather my beans

by HungrieBoi May 15, 2018

Slather

The act of rubbing thick cream, lotion, or even jiz all over something.

I slathered her up with my man juices.

by Yogi Vinnie November 19, 2007

Smather

Accidentally applying to much jam to a piece of bread thus making a mess.

Tom"fuck sake I smathered jam all over the fucking place"

by The Gonk January 27, 2018

Queefer Sutherland

1. A clever and innovative way of calling one a queef, while also demonstrating your vast knowledge of the artistic stylings of Kiefer Sutherland.

So he really took a shit on your girlfriend's chest huh? What a Queefer Sutherland...

by dingleberry jones March 2, 2005

Kiefer Sutherland

The best actor in the world He is also really hot and i am in love with him. he currently plays Jack Bauer in the hit television series '24', which is currently on its fifth season. He is so unbelivably hot and hes an amazing actor.

Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland is the hottest most talented actor in the world.
I <3 Kiefer Sutherland

by IndiaLPC January 23, 2006

The ol' slather and batter

The act of slathering tomato sauce on your balls.

Jake: "I'm bored..."
James: "Well I do have a jar of tomato sauce. We could always do the ol' slather and batter challenge."

by DBXL November 6, 2020