sturgess

A word describing a very large, double tipped penis.

For example: Wow thats a sturgess ;)

by brittenisreallyawesome September 30, 2013

stuggem

Stuggem can mean many things, such as a threat to spin someone’s jaw, another word for a chode and committing war against the Hastings/Tonbridge Mafia

Yo m6 I’ll stuggem you up

by Jeremy Crowbar February 25, 2019

Sturgeon

1 1/2 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Kahlua
3/4 oz Light Cream or Milk

"Crista, I ordered you a Sturgeon from the bartender."

by The Fresh Princess November 14, 2009

brown sturgeon

A close relative to the brown trout, the brown sturgeon is much larger and much more aggressive than it's smaller, more timid cousin. Like the brown trout, brown sturgeon are usually found in urban stream and lakes. They are also highly associated with treatment plants and dairy farms adjacent to the Merced river in California.

That was no brown trout, it was a peanut eyed brown sturgeon!

by Anglr200 January 3, 2008

Sturgeon

A really big, firm turd. One thats been brewing up over night, a couple of days or maybe even weeks. It is common for a big sturgeon to smell bad.

Oh man!, I just took the biggest sturgeon!, or far out I need to take a really big sturgeon!

by Jack McMack May 10, 2011

Spurgemas

The Sunday before Memorial day that celebrates the coming of summer by getting fucked up in one way or another

“Dude I can’t wait for Spurgemas”

“Spurgemas is my favorite holiday”

by Spurge June 9, 2018

Sturged

In negotiations- when a potential buyer askes a lot of questions with no intent to actually buy this wasting all of the sellers time.

Also when the seller comes down on the price for said potential buyer, and the buyer declines. Stating. ”I can buy a new one for that”

Buyer- I know you are asking $10,000 for this Jeep and it’s in incredible shape. Will you take $5,000?

Seller- I have to sell it, yes I will take $6,000
Buyer- can you deliver it 300 miles to my house?

Seller- I will for gas money
Buyer- okay great. Well that’s too much money, I can get a new one for $7000.

(Actual value of Jeep- NADA $12699

Seller to friend- hey man some guy just wasted all my time asking about my Jeep. I care down on the price, offered to deliver it.

Friend - ya bro, sounds like you totally got sturged, I hate it when people do that.

by Steveo987 August 24, 2018