gay stubble

That "5 o'clock shadow from 2 days ago" look, where it's long enough to realize that their face isn't simply dirty, but long enough to do damage to any skin that comes into contact with it. Gay stubble is most dangerous in a meet-n'greet in large groups when cheek kisses may occur in copious quantities, especially one after another. During such times, air kisses may be advised to avoid abrasion resulting in the need for medical attention, or the need to say "ouch, that's sharp" at the very least.

Gay stubble is a fashion staple, almost as important as the untucked, button-down, short sleeved waist-shirt.

So I was playing gay softball the other day, and during the post-game congrats, I encountered so much gay stubble that I may have to put some ointment on my cheeks.

by wallfire May 8, 2017

Stress Stubble

When you are so stressed out from work that you do not have time to shave you are left with stubble.

I've been so busy this week as you can tell from my stress stubble

by Coin that phrase March 11, 2011

Sexy Stubble

When a guy's facial hair is not too long, but just long enough to be noticable and give a rugged, manly look

I havent shaved for a couple of days, just wish I could keep this sexy stubble

by jimaniza October 27, 2009

stubble pits

3 day old armpit hair that is short and sharp

That woman that was dancing has stubble pits

by OhWhat? August 2, 2010

Stubble Turnip

the puss filled spots with new hair growth that can appear a few days after shaving

A few days after shaving her clunge she noticed she had a patch of stubble turnips just above her bacon rind.

by Scruffystuff September 20, 2011

stroke the stubble

verb: to rub/finger/stroke a vagina that has been shaved a couple days prior and has short prickly hairs beginning to grow out

"Yeah man, I hooked up with Suzy last night."
"Did you stroke the stubble?"

by ribbs February 17, 2008

Stubble Wrap

the one bubble, or numerous bubbles in bubble wrap that will not pop like the rest and just flat out frustrates you

the combination of the words "stubborn" and "bubble wrap"

David: Man, Chase looks pretty ticked. I wonder what rubbed him the wrong way?

Tyler: If I had to make a guess, I'd say it's the same effect as encountering stubble wrap.

by Franchise230323 June 26, 2009