GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

the sound you make when you stub your toe

* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

Stubbing

Fornication with a person who has an amputee limb. Any limb will do, as long as it's lubricated.

Hey baby, let's do some stubbing tonight.

by Smashgordo August 19, 2018

Stubbens

The disgusting bit at on top and bottom on the inside of a peeled banana

Dad, can you take the stubbens, it’s disgusting and I don’t want to eat it

by TMc May 26, 2018

stubbed

to have sex with a small penis or chode

Latishna decided she'd rather get stubbed after the Saturday night party so she started to flirt with the guy with short man syndrome.

by jfergkillah January 13, 2009

curb stubbing

When an male amputee is shoving the 'stub' arm or leg in the ass of a women while she is biting the street curb.

"Man that Forest Hump movie was amazing. Lieutenant Dan was curb stubbing that bitch like crazy!!!"

by ABDC Rules February 22, 2010

stubbin'

The act of approaching the ticket vendor at an AMC theaters and gaining credit on your "Stubz" rewards card for not only yourself but your friends and perhaps several strangers as well. This act is then repeated at the snack bar. The Stubz card is an absolute rip-off (costs $24 to become a member) and you may only hope to break even if you frequent the movies (AMC only) and gain credit towards a free ticket after spending an exorbitant amount of money at the theater already. Avoid becoming a member at all costs and be willing to help out someone who is looking to gain credit on their card by swiping before purchasing a ticket.

Jamal the AMC crackhead: Dude, u got yo Stubz?
William: No, what is this shit?
Jamal the AMC crackhead: Yo dude, check it, its a rewards program!
William: Ok, sign me up?
...
William: 24 fuckin dollars? This shit is ridiculous, i better be stubbin' before I really lose on this one!

Dan: Yes, I am a preferred member of the AMC theaters community. I would like to swipe this damn Stubz card for myself and my friends.
Mike the theater guy: Ok, whatever...
Dan: and everyone else in line, or else it would take me years to make this card worth it...
Mike the theater guy: Fuck now! I cant do this shit, but yeah that cards such a scam I'll do it for you...
Dan: Thats right, I'm straight stubbin' now.

Robert: I'll take some reese's pieces...
Asia the snack ho: Ok that comes to--
Dan: Wait! We gotta stub this shit man!
Robert: Oh right, i forgot we were stubbin' tonight dude!
Asia the snack ho: Oh dear lord!
Dan: What!? Do some shit!

by billthethrill12345 September 10, 2011

stubbin

when your limp dick shows through your basketball shorts

dude, andy is always stubbin'

by shawdfd May 18, 2008