You’re gonna get a good shrumping tonight!
You better do your chores, or else you’ll get a shrumping!
You better do your chores, or else you’ll get a shrumping!
by Darth Danyis December 16, 2018
Get the Shrumping mug.To stumble uncontrollably in an alcohol educed haze in which older objects appear younger. Bad decisions have been known to occur while stumpfing not limited to: arrests, children, and cougar attacks.
dude1: holy crap i just woke up with a gmilf this morning, I didn't think i had that much to drink!
dude2: man when i saw you at the bar you were totally stumpfing your brains out.
dude2: man when i saw you at the bar you were totally stumpfing your brains out.
by johnboy22 March 22, 2010
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When you get a chick in the doggy style postion and jam a pineapple in her, then step back and watch them struggle to get it out. Its good to do while having a quiet beer with mates.
Roxanne was being a cunt during sex so i gave her the struggling pineapple. that will will teach the mutt for calling me by my first name
by F-Bang September 2, 2009
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Get the struggling mug.I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.
by Madronin September 14, 2008
Get the stumping mug.Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.
Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?
Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.
Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.
Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
by SuperJunior!!!!!!!! October 2, 2012
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