Mr. Struggle 

Someone who watches porn and is late.

“Mr. Struggle is someone who watches porn and is late? HA! You’re looking at him!”

Mr. Struggle by mrstruggle April 10, 2019

Struggle Train

The obligatory (and theoretical) train ride you must take the entire next day after a night of substantial ingestion of alcoholic beverages.

"Dude, did you see johnny black out on vodka redbulls last night and puke in the front lawn in front of everyone? He's going to be riding the struggle train all day tomorrow..."

Struggle Train by Bojangles_In_The_Sky October 25, 2012

thug struggle

The trials and tribulations, a thug, or an individual from a relatively low socio-economic background faces from day to day.

When you have to drive to Georgia to buy forties.

When the EBT button doesn't work at Walmart.
When the baby's momma locates you.
When the bus is running late.... Man it's a thug struggle.

thug struggle by LexingtonB September 1, 2009

struggle boner

A boner a male achieves while a woman is struggling and or panicking. Tickling, wrestling, and other wholesome activities can induce a struggle boner.

I was tickling my girlfriend and I got a raging struggle boner.

struggle boner by The Ticklist January 1, 2014

struggle buggle 

When a young woman grinds her genitilia into an inanimate object to stimulate herself to orgasm. Known to take hours and cause the subject to become quite sweaty.

"That lazy girl, hasn't left her room in days. Ever since that those darkies moved into the neighborhood all she does is struggle buggle."

struggle buggle by Running out of patience January 13, 2007

trust your struggle 

Accepting when things are tough, it's for your benefit in the end; a life lesson that needs to be learned

It's hard, but you gotta trust your struggle.

trust your struggle by Alleyoop October 18, 2013

The Struggle Pisser 

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.

Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"

The Struggle Pisser by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008