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sessler

Host of techtv's xplay.
origin of sessy, embodiment of sessyness in a man.
That ironic teeshirt is so sessler, it makes me want to straddle you.
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Stressed

A mental block that clouds your brain when people piss the fuck out of you, and all you can think about is beating the living soul outta them. When you eat sooo much you undergo a transformation of becoming FATT, yes, big belly fat, and u start having amnesia about the normal duties of life like showering.

A good scenario would be going to a fucked up school with fucked up people, and when you dont get enough time to study you have to stress about pretending to be sick or actually GETTING urself sick so you dont have to go to school the next day.
Girl: "OMFGGG I NEED TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THE GUY WHO THREW THAT CRAP AT ME!!!IM STRESSED!!!!"

Guy who Threw Crap: Here! Let me throw another one at you!!!!!

Girl: AHHHHH

The Guy unfortunately gets beaten up reallll good!
what can i say? stress some1 out like that and this is whatcha get!!
by IMSTRESSED February 4, 2009
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Straessle

An asian looking hispanic <3 who~m I lo~ve!
Opp, you a straessle!
by The3Amigas April 17, 2011
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Stressography

The act of watching pornography without the sexual, pleasureful feeling, but instead, to relieve one's self of stress. This can sometimes kick in due to previous or current addictions to porn, but for first-timers, it could result in a new life of brutal addiction to pornography.
x+y=z: "Man.. I had a really good time yesterday on my computer after a long time!"

a+b=c: "Watching porn again, eh?"

x+y=z: "Nah, bro, just some stressography due to the huge amounts stress I've been facing studying for the exams!"

E=mc^2: "Trust me, dudes.. stressography might seem the optoin that suits best during stressful situations, but that's an excellent silent killer.
by LeLastLaugh October 17, 2011
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stressure

When pressure and stress hit you all at once.
She's trying to coordinate her dating life with being a mom, so much stressure!
by RaisetheBar September 13, 2017
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stressmare

A stressful dream that is not quite a nightmare
“I had a stressmare last night. Nothing went right no matter how hard I tried”
by Fatigue October 25, 2020
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Stressed_TM

a constant state being after finding out that you got ADHD
Person1: "yk Stressed_TM?"
Person2: "Yeah, wish i didnt"
by 1l1umi July 11, 2021
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