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Stratos

A European Greek God. Tends to use his "european-ness" to his advantage when wooing women. Not uncommon for a Stratos to display hairy chest, designer duds, and man bags. What he lacks in intelligence he more than makes up for in suave-ness.
Look at that damn stratos at the bar getting all those digits!
by akg45 October 24, 2005
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Stratovarius

A metal band from the 1980's to the present. Timo Tolkki is the mastermind and guitarist behind it, with Timo Kotipelto doing vocals.

However, the band's future is unclear as Timo and another stratovarius member have left the group due to a dispute.

Stratovarius is primarily a Finnish/European band with most of its fans in Japan and South America.
Dude who's that obese man?
Dude its Timo Tolkki! He's a jerk; he made Kotipelto leave the clan because he acts like "the boss" of the clan and refuses to accept new ideas.
by Hank Hill - Strickland Propane December 10, 2003
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stratworks

A strategic or clever betrayal by a person or organization, especially one effected after taking advantage of your trust, services, talents, and/or loyalty.
The stratwork on her was so smooth she didn't got a hint of it until it as all too late.

The company stratworked him into believing that everything will be done in the spirit of fairness but in the end they sued him.

The project failed all right but the stratworks behind is so fine you'd gladly do it all over again, if you are dumb.
by El Morbo April 16, 2007
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Anti-Stratfordians

People who believe, to one capacity or another, the theory that William Shakespeare of Stratford did not write the plays that he had become famous for.
"There are certain people who believe that Shakespeare's plays are so sophisticated, so erudite, so brain-crapingly good that a middle-class kid from the Boondocks without a University degree couldn't possibly have written them. Why no one suspects the same from degree-less writers Maya Angelou, Truman Capote, Ray Bradbury, Mark Twain and Charles Dickens is anyone's guess. Still, the belief goes that only some one with a vast education and a noble soul could have designed such masterpieces. Shakespeare's too perfect not to be made by a perfect human. It is literary creationism."
-- Kyle Kallgren on Anti-Stratfordians
by The Logical Fallacy June 26, 2017
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Stratmore

an individual who dosen't like to do what they don't like to do.
Sorry man, I don't like doing what I don't like to do.... Fucking Stratmore
by wildsteele June 16, 2017
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stratford

the place of no return due to 100% chance of getting stabbed.
someone got stabbed in stratford....AGAIN!
by niksan September 19, 2008
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stratford slide

When in a pool with a hot girl, one slides her bathing suit over to finger bang her.
Courtney looked like she was talking to Kevin, but really he pulled a Stratford Slide on her.
by TheManFromNantucket September 30, 2015
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