strawmanized

A term often used by never defined

Phil strawmenizes goats.

by bob May 11, 2003

Strawman

Willful misrepresentation of another person's argument.

Iam "I really hope people aren't trying to strawman my position. On anything. I try to be transparent. What I write isn't meant to be a final proposition on anything (Which is what makes it the opposite of the bible). I love that people are using it but the intent is almost more important than the act. You can't argue that it's not good. Two sentences and some of the general themes of the things I talk about were converted directly into 1 BILLION DOLLARS. Billion with a 'B.' What can you say about it? Do you muse on the ideas of others (publicly)? Yes. You can't say I'm doing anything that anyone else isn't doing. Well... You can but they aren't archetypal figures... Heh... This is wild man."

Hym "Right!? And the charlatan just doesn't want me to be lauded for doing something he considers reprehensible. He's over here arbitrating unforgivable sins as though he's God. Completely blind to his own hypocrisy. Hahaha... At least I saved myself $30! None of the motherfuckers who do that shit will have as great of an effect."

Iam "It's disheartening. It really is..."

Hym "But LOOK AT HIM! That is so bizarre! Look at what he's actually doing! That is wild! I can't believe it! What a plot twist!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

scrapmans

A scrapmans is a respectable individual with an IQ of at least 160. In order to maintain this criteria, they must watch Rick and Morty on the daily and understand complicated STEM topics. A scrapman can also be classified as someone who enjoys flying kites or reading a nice novel everyone once and a while. If you meet a scrapmans, you should know they’re highly intellectual and you must become one pronto!

Shock: heather ur a fucking scrapmans
Heather: wubba lubba dub dub.
Shock: proven.

by Weewooooo December 13, 2017

Straphanger

A state of the art dildo used for extreme sexual torture/pleasure. Similar to a drill-do

*In a sex dungeon
Dimly lit, a woman lays spread eagled and restrained, naked. Another woman stands besides her, beautiful, brunette and a blank expression on her face, she gently caresses her cheek
"You can stop this anytime, just tell want i need to know and I'll let you go."
The restrained woman shakes her head no, no form of torture could make her spill her secrets. The brunette stands up sharply
"Fine, I guess we'll have to this the hard way" she calls to her assistant in the dark corner
"Bring me the straphanger."

by Lovemuffin288588985 October 18, 2018

strawman

An exaggerated/stereotypical view of someone's beliefs.

Person 1: I'm a (insert ideology here)
Person 2: That means that you hate black people and eat babies!
Person 1: What? I dont mean that, I just think that illegal immigrants are bad.
Person 2: Look guys, he's a racist transphobe who thinks that women shouldn't have rights!

Person 3: Im a (insert ideology here) and I think that they should add compartments in landing gear to crush immigrants trying to leave their countries for a better life.
Person 4: Hey! Thats racist!
Person 3: OMG STRAWMAN!!!!

(rewind time)
Person 4: Hey! That's racist!
Person 3: Welp, guess you support terrorism. Betchu cheered when Al-Qaeda did 9/11?
Person 4: What the fuck?
Person 3: Fucking Commies trying to bring down America. Fucking hate them.

by buddy retard July 31, 2021

Stradman

Gets more excited about buying a couch than buying a Corvette. Will probably own Hypercars and Supercars of every brand available in the market and still wear $9 shorts. Loves his job and is very good at it, has a cute dog named Oskar. Brings a positive energy wherever he goes, is a true inspiration for so many people of different age groups.

So you are a subscriber of Stradman too?

by Whaaaaaaaaat? November 24, 2021

Strawman

A word used to describe Redditors who are being stupid.

Redditor: You can't hate modern pop music? You know Billie Eilish and Olivia Rodrigo is better than Katy Perry and Rihanna! r/lewronggeneration amirite???

Normal person: I think I've found a strawman argument. Respect my opinion.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022