1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)
2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)
2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)
1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"
Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"
Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)
by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012
Get the Lumber-Straddler mug.When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.
John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?
Jack: Nothing
John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?
Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle
Jack: Nothing
John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?
Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle
by Blank283 March 24, 2010
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• Straddle-whipped
• straddleworthy
• strailer
Get the straddle mug.1.Someone who moves at snail-pace and holds everyone up
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2. an an individual or individuals who are the last to leave a party or bar because they're too drunk or too stupid to get out when leaving is implied. They usually have to be told directly "it's time to go!"
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2. an an individual or individuals who are the last to leave a party or bar because they're too drunk or too stupid to get out when leaving is implied. They usually have to be told directly "it's time to go!"
1.(In a group of friends walking down the street) "Damnit, look at those 2 back there, somebody better hurry those straglers up!"
"Get outa my house straglers! It's over!"
"Get outa my house straglers! It's over!"
by Lesbianation December 19, 2007
Get the stragler mug.by hooter man May 28, 2015
Get the stratle mug.“Hey Jeff, I really need a ride!”
“You can ride with me but I only have my motorcycle so we’ll have to straddle jack”
“Perfect! I love good straddle jack.”
“You can ride with me but I only have my motorcycle so we’ll have to straddle jack”
“Perfect! I love good straddle jack.”
by Ilovevds May 27, 2021
Get the Straddle jack mug.A male cums in a cup, heats it up in the microwave and pours it on his ass, the female, or male partner then procedes to lick it off.
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