Female Dating Strategy

A subreddit of mentally ill and personality disordered women with CPTSD, bipolar, BPD and more, bashing men constantly rather than focusing on actual dating strategies.

FDS Woman 1: "Men are such scrotes! All they do is wank off, watch porn and live in flith! They're animals"
Normal Human: "Didn't you just have a maniac episode about two weeks ago? You off your meds again?"
FDS Woman 2: "SHUT UP! We're Queens! Female Dating Strategy is life. Hail Feminism! Definitely not insane. MISOGYNY!!!"
Normal Human: "Whatever you say..."

by WhyAreYouMad? July 21, 2021

Gypsy Rose Lee Strategy

In negotiations or in a hierarchy, this is a strategy of holding back the commitment of some resources. The plan is that they might be subsequently required by a customer or superior and, when provided, gives them the sense that they have gained a considerable concession. This is named after Gypsy Rose Lee (1911-1970), American ecdysiast (stripteaser), who advised a stripper to pretend that she had completed her disrobing but still had one or more garments that could be removed and had been planned to do so. This caused the customers to clamor for her to remove more, and when she would seemingly reluctantly did so, it would, give them the sense of having gotten something extra.

On my original proposal, I used the Gypsy Rose Lee strategy by not listing some things that were planned because I knew that they would be requested and I wanted to give the impression of them having gained some big concessions.

by Duckbutt January 30, 2007

sexit strategy

Plan to escape or extract one's self from an uncomfortable, boring, or otherwise unpleasant situation by means of bootie call, premediated date, prostitute, or other means of generally available/easily arranged coitus. Etymology of term derived from business term "exit strategy" making this term especially popular with venture capitalists, attorneys, yuppies, and anyone else who abuses business jargon.

Phew, that meet and great was so boring - luckily I leveraged my executive admin, Courtney as a sexit strategy so I could divest myself from a particularly non-value add situation, and move forward with a hostile takeover of her cooter.

by derbyroller October 12, 2010

Fabian Strategy

Method of getting your way in disputes with your girlfriend by appearing to give into her demands. The Fabian strategy derives it's name from the Roman general Quintus Fabius Maximus. He ran away, rather than engage in battle, he would retreat and retreat until the enemy grew fatigued and eventually made a mistake. Though I abhor it as a military strategy, it is the basis for all successful personal relationships.

My girlfriend wanted to re-paint the hallway so rather than say yes or no, I employed the Fabian Strategy and asked her if her sister had done anything crazy lately. She spent an hour ranting about that and totally forgot to ask me about the paint samples she brought home. She is sleeping peacefully and Fabian (me) has retreated to his den where he is drinking scotch and playing Snood.

by Are2Dee2 March 25, 2011

The Polarity Strategy

Life is endless battle and conflict, and you cannot fight effectively unless you can identify your enemies. Learn to smoke out your enemies, to spot them by the signs and patterns that reveal hostility. Then, once you have them in your sights, inwardly declare war. Your enemies can fill you with purpose and direction.

Jenn had the mind for The Polarity Strategy.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

pac-man strategy

driving between the broken lines of two lanes

that guy must be driving drunk; he doing the pac-man strategy

by kyndra December 26, 2003

Emo Exit Strategy

Used to describe a suicide, Usually for humor

Mike took the Emo Exit Strategy after Laura broke up with him

by thedeciver January 11, 2009