Stratford High

Hey, faggots need to go to school, too.

OMGZZ STWATFOWD IZ DA BESTEST FOOTBAL TEEM EVAH!!!!!!111!111one!!1!

by Hwa? November 26, 2003

Stratford high school

A school made by rich people who ride their daddies dick for money. They talk a lot of of shit and feel like degrading people make them superior . Careful their daddies lawyers will sue you if you don't go to their bum ass parties

I'm a Stratford high school knight, don't touch me.

by Bigdadbrosky November 8, 2018

Stratford High School

The suburban cousin of Central that has just as many drugs/fights but less police interaction, Stratford High School is the place you wanna be! Where being white is part of the minority, it is a very diverse place with an amazing football team that has passed around every Freshman ( of all genders). We have our very own vampire, as well as a janitor guy in the lunchroom who politely asks you for your garbage and gets angry when you don't give it to him. Shooting threats are common to the point where we don't acknowledge them, and the food is terrible.

Dude, I heard two kids killed each other over the last chicken patty at Stratford High School!

by MommyMilkerStan December 14, 2021

Stratford School Academy

A shitty school with the biggest dickhead teacher of all time.They expect you not to even look at someone because that’s an OCE.But this Guy Sebastian is sooooo fineee.

Ayyy it’s Stratford School Academy

by Hide your kids. January 31, 2019

stratford slide

When in a pool with a hot girl, one slides her bathing suit over to finger bang her.

Courtney looked like she was talking to Kevin, but really her pulled a Stratford Slide on her.

by TheManFromNantucket September 30, 2015

Stratford Heights

The unofficial exclusive freshman resort located on the campus of University of Cincinnati. Its convenient location and lack of authoritative figures lead to many incidents such as public urination and consistent debauchery. Since it is not affiliated with the university, the most extreme punishment ever enacted is a $20 fine. Typically, the third floor is rowdy, the second floor is super quiet, and first floor is alright.

-When pre-gaming at Stratford Heights did you smoke and drink tequila simultaneously in the common room?! I sure did and it was great!

-I have a room here at Stratford Heights, but I woke up this morning in someone else's bathroom. I wonder what happened!

by carrie645738920 April 12, 2009

Stratford Academy

Independent school located in central Georgia.

Stratford Academy is an independent school located in central Georgia.

by SAeditor January 5, 2012