stoopnagle

A slow-witted dumb person.

From Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagle, an entertainer a long, long time ago.

You stoopnagle! Don't you know better than to shave with my carving knife?

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

Stoopin

Chillin out on the stoop with homeys, sippin on that hood juice, watching the hynas pass by and the crackheads across the street scramble as babylon rolls by.

Yo homes, those other vatos be stoopin it. Andale.

by Winta Vato April 2, 2007

Bloody Stoolz

A condition in which you are so disgustingly unacceptable, that even your stools cannot stand being inside your body, and so bleed as a sign of displeasure.

Jane spits mad bloody stoolz out every day because she is truly macknasty.

by E Konda January 8, 2008

stooper

A kind of VR game that involves the player staying in place shooting at things coming at them - as if stuck on a stoop.

Ah, another stooper - when will developers get creative with VR?

by Xbot5432 December 13, 2016

stoopjob

stoopjob   stewp-job

n. Vulgar slang

The act or instance of fellatio on a porch(stoop).

I got the best stoopjob lastnight before it started raining. Her friend was passed out at the top of the steps.

by Daniel Phillips June 6, 2010

STOOPIF

When an individual is in communication with another via text (or some typing thing), and the person you are texting says some dumb thing, and instead of calling them stupid, you call them STOOPIF, as to call them stupid while mocking their stupidity.

Other person: *says some dumb shid*
You: "Boi u stoopif lmao*

by MeloCello February 26, 2019

stoopid ninja turtle pussio

basically when sum1 be real ugly like wit 10 rolls on their forehead yh and they also a pussio, making them a stoopid ninja turtle pussio

*wimp*: "no im not gonna fight the bully" *other guy*: stfu u stoopid ninja turtle pussio

aye aye made this wit my g oscar, iss dion here and ethan next me rn is gay

by dionkdionkdionkdionkdionkdionk May 6, 2021