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striped sunlight

One's visual perspective while doing time behind bars. See Incarceration
Damm! Bubba's gonna be seein' striped sunlight fo' tha' next 10 years after gettin' caught with that under-aged girl.
by Noh Whey May 14, 2004
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Notification Sniped

When you press a button at the top of your phone (eg back), and a notification pops up in the motion of pressing the button that you you accidentally press it and open something you don’t want to open.
Damn bro, I didn’t wanna message her back yet but now I have to because I got notification sniped
by Woodsman2121 February 28, 2022
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stipend

A fixed and regular payment, such as a salary for services rendered or an allowance.
I no longer have interest for your low-paying stipends.
by DiMM June 29, 2012
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side swiped

when someone hits the side of your car and you didn't see it coming
Robby got side swiped by a lady running a red light.
by bratty boy November 17, 2004
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striped shirt

A male, usually found at an establishment where alcohol is served and socialization is encouraged (i.e. bars and clubs) who dons not only a vertically striped dress shirt, but also over-gelled hair, retarded, a multitude of identically accessorized friends, and a glass of Diet Red Bull and overpriced vodka.

Any of all of the following attributes may also apply:

1. Has an entry-level job at a bank or in middle management, but tries to act like he's got money in the bank.

2. Usually has a dismal view of women, either referring to them as "bitches" when women inevitably reject their pathetic advances, or as "sluts" when women actually accept an invitation to come over for "after hours"

3. Actually uses the word, "brah" to refer to other friends.

4. Constantly applies derrogatory, homophobic terms and situations to other associates. For example, "Dude, stop sucking Dave's dick, you fag! You both are full of shit!"

5. Will have slept with "the ugly, fat one" not out of altruism as a wingman, but desperation.

6. Grown-up frat boy in his mid to late-twenties

Was first refereced in www.thephatphree.com in the popular article, "Look at My Striped Shirt! Fucking Look at it!"
Bartender: "Last call!"

Cocktailer No.1: "Check out two two striped shirts over by the door, trying to hit on those chubby girls"

Cocktailer No.2: "Ugh, how sad...They're striking out."
by Victorius L.I.U. April 15, 2007
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Stipid

Stipid; the superior and far more intense form of stupid.
You're so stupid you're not even stupid - you're stipid.
by winrarftw January 3, 2010
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Michael Stipe

Vocalist for the alternative rock band R.E.M.

His cryptic vocals helped define the band's sound.

He has a very quirky personality.
Michael Stipe has sex with men and women, but refuses to admit that he is gay or bisexual.
by Peppeche January 14, 2008
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