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Stench mouth

Severe bacterial halitosis. The odor can be duplicated by mixing equal parts fish heads, peanut butter, and cat feces with a package of yeast and leaving the mixture in the hot sun for several hours.
"Betty sure is a cute girl, but her stench mouth could set off a smoke alarm."
by von savigny November 6, 2008
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Stench Pipe

A Stench Pipe is a dark brown, pustule filled, rear end tube much loved by the shirt lifting classes of Peckham. Originally led by the Knights of St. George, today, Britain's remaining brigade of Stench Pipers is led by Major General Sir Hew Bottomley Swill. The last remaining shirt lifting army group of the line, they form up every second Tuesday of the month on Horse Guards Parade in Woking where they are reviewed by seven gerbils and a post-operative hose pipe called Alice.
My, my, look at those gerbils as they eye up that line of stench pipes. Alice has taken a three speed and its double headed.
by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2010
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Stench Trench

A slightly wiffy 'Kipper Canyon' qv
She'd just got back from Yoga and had a bit of a Stench Trench, it was like sucking on a lead acid battery
by Simon C June 18, 2004
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Stench Bench

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.
Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Stench Bench.
by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008
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Stench Garden

The distinct odor that emanates from an unshaved, unwashed vagina.

This particular strain is usually wafting from vaginas during the humid months of the Mid-Atlantic Summers.
Yesterday, this girl walked by and she had a stench garden that would gag a maggot.....
by Eatdeeznutz May 23, 2014
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stench trench commando

A rediculously gay guy, a man that wears another man's tallywacker as anal ornament.
That guy wearing the pink leotard is a total stench trench commando.
by stillboy615 October 29, 2007
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stench tickler

The slight tickling sensation experienced when an erect Washington Monument style turd timbers forward and glances the fuzzy underside of the vulnerable scrotum.
My second and most recent stench tickler left an offensive smear above the toilet's waterline.
by jontippi November 16, 2006
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