gut shelving

Placing your fat beer belly on the back of a women during doggy style sex to relieve pressure on the knees.

Guy1: My knees have been killing me lately during doggy style coitus.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.

by ThatJO February 2, 2018

top shelving

taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. a tactic for getting back at terrible landlords

My landlord was being a real dick so I pissed on his sofa and now im top shelving him!!

by htownbound November 7, 2013

steving

taking a lot of stimulants to the point of losing the ability to talk.

"Zzzzzz... I'm steving so hard... Zzzzzz"

by SmellsPhishy June 25, 2008

Selvin Syndrome

When a Spanish immigrant has some nasty crossed eyes and a body of Shrek. And he has the look of somebody’s grandfather while being the age of a minor

Nigga was diagnosed with the Selvin syndrome and has his own version of a byakugan

by Justin Yanez May 2, 2021

Selvin

A type of gorilla naturally found in Arkansas or Guatemala

I just saw Selvin at the zoo.

by 1235 April 7, 2019

stevin’

Shouting loudly on the phone so everyone else can hear your conversations.

She is shouting so loud she is is stevin’.

by ChickasawRed February 11, 2019

stervination

Taking a shit on a curb; side of the road, often due to extreme intoxication or personal enjoyment

'He committed an act of stervination'
'He was unable to stervinate, so he shat his pants'

by crispdip September 26, 2023