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sqeezing the twinkie

When you're doing a girl doggystyle with her panties around her knees and you pull out, nut in her panties, and give her a wedgie. Making it look like someone just squeezed the cream filling out of a twinkie.
Don't call me later I'll be sqeezing the twinkie with this skank I met.
by Woody & Broce March 19, 2008
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sneezing dragon

when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.
Shaniqua was very upset when her boyfriend travon gave her a sneezing dragon, but it did clear her sinuses.
by J-Kizzle and T-Fizzle January 1, 2010
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steeping the teabag

This occurs when a filth encrusted psuedo cop jingles his coin purse while mentally reviewing the day's spank bank deposits.
Chief: Anybody seen that fuckin donkey Robertson?
Officer: Yeah chief, he's in his patrol car steeping the teabag.
by DonkeyNole June 1, 2007
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Steering Wheel Statement

An example of ridiculous Corporate-Speak. It is a positioning statement used by whoever is in charge to guide the participants of a project towards the desired aim or business goal.

It is a classic example of using three words when one will suffice !
"What's our steering wheel statement for this project/mission/job <delete as appropriate>?"
by Pierre Themeat January 11, 2017
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Steeving Around

The art of doing nothing when there are important tasks in hand. Derived from Steve Jobs' latent disinterest at recalling any Apple products that have a design fault e.g the iphone 4 and instead thinking up future products with major design flaws that will cause the eventual decline of capitalism
Tom had been steeving around all day and did the sum total of fuck all.
by DrHenryMoody July 10, 2010
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kennedy steering

Poor steering system that allows the vehicle to turn only in one direction (typically to the left) whilst in reverse. Effectively moving only "back and to the left". Commonly found in cheap remote control cars used as office toys.
Dude, have you seen the latest Firebox catalogue, it's got a kick ass remote control knight rider car, but it only has kennedy steering.
by Mark Moynihan November 8, 2007
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sneezing webster

Sticking your dick into a nostrel of a cow while plugging the other nostrel with your hand making the cow tongue your balls.
Dude my friend lost his balls while getting a sneezing webster.
by cale hadaway June 26, 2008
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