Steely Magnolias

If one were to watch Steely Dan watch Steel Magnolias, one would be watching Steely Magnolias.

Mike: "Dude, is that Steely Dan? What the fuck is he doing here?"
Joe: "I think he's watching Steel Magnolias"
Mike+Joe: "Steely Magnolias dude!!!"

by MikeWaldo January 8, 2011

Steely Nips

One who has a piercing in one's nipple, rendering them unbalanced in both mind and body.

This can result in chronic narcoleptic behavior as well as a permanent melanin deficiency. Most cases reported have been from former employees of the company Narco-Steel, a fashion design studio based out of Norwich, UK. The reason for this phenomenon is as yet undiscovered.

"I think Paula has Steely Nips, her pool game is completely off cause she's always tripping all over herself, her skin seems to be getting more and more pasty, no matter how much fake'n baking she does and the last 4 times we've hung out, she's just fallen asleep right then and there, she once fell asleep with a cigarette in her hand and put a mark on this guy's floor."

by Chachane November 27, 2007

steely dan

Somthing that is uncool, unpopular, or jsut plain dumb. Named after the musician of the same name. Is gaining popularity in and around the Seattle area. The opposite of this would be Boz Scaggs

Dude, that was soo steely dan.

by Torgo February 28, 2005

Steely Jim

An almost painfully rigid vibrator

She was nervous to use Steely Jim

by Doctor DipAss November 5, 2017

Steely Law

When steely is in charge. Its steely law.

Prisoner: "I wonder who's warden today"

Steely: (Yelling from armory) STEELY LAW!

by Cl3verUseRNam3 June 15, 2018

Big Steely

A big bowling steel ball that Bowser dumps out of his Clown Pot.

The BIG STEELY rolled toward Mario.

by Eddie June 5, 2003

the Steely Dan

The awesome moment of bliss a man can receive when he chooses to lightly grasp his crotch region while relaxing. It often leads to the habit of having your hands down your pants. it's also not limited to the owner of the package to hold or caress it since it can be a group activity.

"Yo, i saw my uncle layin' down, he must've thought no one was watching because he was rocking the steely dan!"

by Frank Quitely April 21, 2010