Stating

When you stalk someone so hard you think you’re dating them.

“Ugh! I can’t believe Jeff has a girlfriend.”
“Sheryl, you were only stating him.”

by MrKim May 30, 2019

shaxting

texting while taking a shit.

I really had to poop so I'm shaxting you, I hope you don't mind.

by spilkgirl11 June 19, 2010

Happy starting

Hand job before starting massage. Opposite of happy ending.

Not only did Manuel receive a happy ending at the Golden Palm Massage Parlor but a happy starting as well!

by jlshater October 4, 2011

shaxting

the act of sending pictures of pieces of poop to other people by phone.

I was shaxting my bro the other day, when I was out and about.

by kim kardashien June 20, 2010

suck hard like the starting line

something or someone that doesn't really suck too bad, but you like to pretend does.

Gib sucks hard like the starting line.

by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004

snaxting

Sexting, except instead of using sexually explicit pictures it is with pictures of food. Basically food porn over messaging.

My girlfriend and I were snaxting the other day. I sent her a picture of my hot juicy sausage, she sent me a picture of her beef-stuffed taco.

by Bob Bobbis January 11, 2014

Shaxting

A portmanteau of “Shatner” and “texting”: When you send or receive a long text message to or from someone in multiple small messages instead of one long one, thereby blowing up your phone. Essentially they are texting you the same way William Shatner speaks, a few words with breaks in between:

“Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”

*phone buzzing repeatedly* Jesus f**king Murphy, Brian is shaxting the sh*t out of me!

by Sproo March 2, 2021