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Staunch

1. Large and Seaworthy (definition not used)

2. Just all out awsome, the best thing ever.

Usally used to describe food, games, movies or musicbut can also be used in thousands of other ways.
Devin: "That chicken parmi was so staunch"

Gazza: "Yer it was almost as staunch as Leborns 54 points

last night"
by Kevin....... November 7, 2009
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Staunch

noun. To steal, rack, pilfer, acquire illegally, borrow without asking and without intention to return.
"Did you see that fucker? He just staunched my phone!"
"Damn, your mates girlfriend is HOT!. Keep her away from me or she is so getting staunched..."
by rckthx August 10, 2006
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Staunchy

A way of dress that is more preppy not gauche, the opposite of crunchy
Haley dresses staunchy where as Halle dresses crunchy
by Emile sucks 22 January 17, 2018
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Staunch

When someone comes by you or from behind and goes "KSSSSSS!" or "TSSSSSSS" really loud and sharp.

The sound is hard to explain but is easy to do (make a 'k' sound immediately followed with a long (1 second) 's' sound). At the same time you have to sort of quickly lunge your face towards theirs so it scares them more adding to the sound.

Also to make it easier for you, pretend to be talking to someone that is relatively behind the person you are going to staunch so that you will be a tad closer to the staunchee so that they will have less reaction time (they will sometimes have time to see you begin the staunch and start to duck straight away).

If you obviously see them flinch or blink massively then you yell "STAAAUUNCHEEDD!!!" and laugh loud.
Chit : "blahblahblah tom blah-KSSSSSSSS!!"
Staunchee: *mad flinches or something*
Chit: "STAAUUNCHEEDD!!!"
by Sam from NSC February 17, 2009
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Staunching

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This haapens in many nightclubs especially in Australia and New Zealand, where steroid bloated body builders stand around with their arms crossed and flexed shouldering anyone who walks past.
The music was great last night but those fags kept staunching me everytime I walked past.
by Capt. Beefheart April 15, 2005
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staunch

curb-stomp; stomp on ones head; to absolutely crush with the sole of a foot/boot/shoe
I put on my staunching boots and staunched the cunt because he was chattin' shit
by SesameChikn April 20, 2017
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Staunch Republican

1) an apocryphal character cited for the purpose of an argument of the form "Even this staunch republican agrees that all republicans rape babies. sometimes the argument takes the form of a hard news piece.

2) one of the popular forms taken by a "moby", a variety of troll which adopts the cultural identity of the opposing team for the purposes of either defamation by implication or "concern trolling".
genuine_republican says:
"i have enumerated misgivings about the policies of our standing president which are as follows..."

Staunch Republican 1776 says:
"YEA I HEAR YA BROTHER! THIS DIRTY N***ER MARXIST SHOULD BE ASSASINATED AN JEWS CONTROL THE CURRENCY."

faux-moderate (the authentic id of "staunch_republican1776") says:
"i have to say, genuine, there are problems with your criticisms which i haven't the time to point out here, but i wonder if you ever ask yourself why so many of your ideas so readily excite the passions of racist skinhead types like 'staunch_republican1776'?"
by juuuummmmyyyy June 1, 2011
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