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Starfish 

A sexual partner (usually female) who lies there like a star fish. Receiving it all but has no interest whatsoever in reciprocating. All they do is take, take, take. Oral, Anal but never give any, unless it will satisfy themselves.
Dude that girl I got with last night was such a starfish! I almost fell asleep after it was done.
Starfish by Johnny4568998654 October 30, 2019
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Starfish 

" No dude she don't need no guy, she a starfish!"
Starfish by Gayfart May 26, 2020

Starfish 

When a girl, or guy, is too lazy to participate in sex, so they just lay there, spread out.
Yeah, we fucked last night, but she was a starfish.
Starfish by Martini Muff July 16, 2016

Starfish 

Any of a class Astroidea of echinoderms that have arms that make it resemble a star.
Is that a starfish?
Starfish by JulianDB January 6, 2017

Starfish 

When your sexual partner just lays there, arms and legs spread, while you do all the work.
DUDE! I heard you hooked up with Suzie after the party! How was it?

Terrible! She just starfished all night!
Starfish by Hilloween October 26, 2018

Starfish 

Placing your fist in a girls vagina/anus and then extending all your fingers open palm (as open as possible).
"He bent me over and starfished me, and now nothing else brings me pleasure." - Queen Elisabeth II

*Fists into the air, then extends all fingers* "And that's how I met your mother." - Ted Mosby

starfish 

Refers to a noob or person who lacks legitimate skills
Wow Jesse Fonseca is such a starfish! He doesnt even have fingers!
starfish by daymonjohnson75 December 9, 2012