Daddy Starbucks

A sugar daddy who provides down-and-out young professional women with lattes.

"I lost my job, but I'm addicted to iced mochas. I need a Daddy Starbucks."

by disingenue May 16, 2009

starbucks

Starbucks, also known as, crack for rich people.

Junkie 1: Dude, my drug dealer got shot yesterday. What am I going to do?
Junkie 2: Lets go to Starbucks and get a Mocha.
Junkie 1: No there's no way I could afford that.
Junkie 2: I guess you'll just have to stick to inhaling cans of computer Dust-off again.

by Tom May 13, 2005

starbucks

an overpriced coffee chain that serves excellent coffee as well as desserts and other foods.

"Screw Dunkin Donuts, I'm gonna get a Frap at Starbucks!"

by Rivka September 8, 2007

Starbucks

A coffeehouse chain originating from the original Starbucks founded in Seattle, Washington State in 1971. Starbucks originally sold only coffee beans and eqiupment refusing to exspand untill it was under new ownership in 1987. It's really the new owners that fucked it up.

Exspensive coffee but it's good, and their workers receive full benefits.

Dude: "You shouldn't go to Starbucks 'cause like someone told me theres these things called free-trades or something and theres this like globalization thing I heard about on the news one time, and Starbucks is bad or something... well, I'm goin' go smoke some more pot now."

Me: "Yes I go to Starbucks occasionally but it's the only coffeehouse I know of where I live and I've never seen a Dunkin' Donuts before in my life."

by Native Washingtonian April 28, 2008

Starbucks Couple

The relationship between a Starbucks barista and a customer in which the barista often provides the customer with free or reduced price coffee beverages or other Starbucks products. In return, the customer often gives the barista tips. This creates a give-and-take relationship dependent on the consumption of Starbucks brand goods and thus exists only within the establishment.

Dylan Aaron and that one barista working at the Starbucks in the U-mall are the cutest Starbucks couple ever.

by dmaaron June 8, 2011

Starbucks Child

A child who drains all the life out of their parents wallet by ordering the most expensive thing on the menu to make them look "swagilicious". Often seen in groups of bitchy 12 year olds.

Delila- "OMG LOOK WHAT I GOT IT IS A TRENTA MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO WITH 4 PUMPS OF CARAMEL"
Summer- "OMG THAT IS SO SWAGGY, LETS PUT IT ON OUR SNAPCHAT"
Onlooker- "ew starbucks child"

by jammydodgers66 December 24, 2014

Starbucks cumshot

n. An alternate way to refer to the "Starbucks doubleshot" beverage; a 6.5-oz can of espresso and cream. So called because, despite the fact that it is not carbonated, when opened it tends to eject some of its contents directly into one's face or onto one's clothes in a manner not unlike that of a cumshot in a porno.

I shouldn't have worn that little blue dress today. My morning Starbucks cumshot deposited a stain on it.

by SkidMarkyMark July 31, 2006