Reed City Stapler

The act of propping your own or somebody else's testicles onto a table and smashing them with your fist.

After Jimmy busted in the poker game, he proceeded to conduct a Reed City Stapler onto his own set of family jewels.

by Jimmy Crackedcorn November 7, 2009

Stapler

A cute down to earth girl who will click with you like a stapler clicks things together

Dude shes such good stapler material.

by RoseOfHola July 27, 2010

Stapler

When two men connect their foreskins together via a piercing.

Still a little sore last night when Justin started tugging while we were doing a stapler.

by Stormro April 3, 2015

Stasher

One who is very enthusiastic and open about masturbation. Before the emergence and vast prevalence of high speed networking and "the cloud" one would acquire over the course of a lifetime a vast collection of porn or "stash". In the united states communities around college campuses formed with the focus of trading pornography with the common interest of maximizing the size of ones "stash". Peer to Peer file sharing within dorms was often used as a distribution pipeline as internet speeds were often times limited. The members of these communities became known as "stashers". Often times groups of these "stashers" are made up of the stereotypical white suburban raised "bros". The act of "stashing" or "hitting the stash" is another term for pleasuring ones self. "Stashers" are often proud of how much they stash.

Nick - "Have you hit the stash today?"
Joey - "Why yes! So kind of you to ask!"

Nick - "Hey man, have you met Judd? He's a total stasher."
Joey - "Yeah I have he is the best! Lets all bro out and drink some bud light lime. "

Nick - "Do you think Thomas Jefferson and George Washington were stashers?"
Joey - "Oh im sure they hit the stash more than anyone, they were great men."

Chris - "The stashers did it again."
Joey - "You're goddamn right."
Marley - "Time to hit the stash."

by ChillBro July 29, 2014

Saphera

Saphera is the kinda person everyone hates. Everyone pretends to like them but most of the time they really don't. People call Saphera cringe behind their back.

"Hey have you talked to Saphera today?"
"Yeah, they're so annoying."

by Ank0red September 11, 2022

Stapler Gun

A .45 su machine gun used on Counter Strike and is concidered the worst gun in the game by most.

You just got fucking pwned by the stapler gun. You suck at life.

by Matt Mcelhinney September 10, 2005

stopherd

A common slang term used in the construction industry referring to an electrical job that lost a ton of money and had many problems because of poor management.

"I don't know how we are going to pay the bills because of all the money we lost on that stopherd!"
Or
"That stopherd almost ruined that electrical company!"

by Gary mckay June 16, 2016