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Stalloner

The inevitable, long lasting and sometimes painful erection which occurs after watching the entire "Rocky" saga from beginning to end.
"Dude, I just finished Rocky Balboa and I'm sporting a Stalloner that could make Clubber Lang pity HIMSELF."
by Eric Warfield May 6, 2008
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Swallowed a Weber

A Weber is a barbeque grill and has a rounded lid. Anyone who is fat with a big, rounded stomach is said to have "swallowed a Weber" because the round stomach resembles the lid of a Weber.
Look at Al, it looks like he's swallowed a Weber!
by Sean D Lloyd April 14, 2008
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Sylvester Stallone

Mokuhl Sylvustha Gahdenziuh Stuhlorn; famoos actner, directah, fimmaker an shit. He muh rehne mooha bawonuh mewa moo meh. Mos renun for his rowe ehmana movies Rommy Barboa an Juhn Rambo
Did you see the movie "The Expendables?" It had Sylvester Stallone in it!

God, I can barely understand Sylvester Stallone when he talks, it's like trying to hear a New Yorker talk with an uncooked potato shoved in his massive mouth.

Interviewer: "So Mr. Stallone, what do you like doing in your free time?"

Sylvester: "Wehl, when ah roowy wink amun it, I foon marself moha junoso munuh, mespooshally quantum biomechanics".
by IsraelHands09 September 10, 2011
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Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.
"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"
by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019
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Home stallone

When someone traps their residence in such a way that it resembles the infamous house in Home Alone, however the mostly harmless traps are replaced with vietnam grade war crimes of traps that cause horrible agony and/or death, similar to those seen in Rambo, a character played by sylvester stallone.
Johnny got swated, but he had Home Stalloned his house so they never made it past the first floor. He's now going to jail for multiple homicides
by SnorterOfSocrates December 9, 2019
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Stallted

A portmanteau of the words stall & halted.
Mostly said when stoned.
Her: Do these pants make me look fat?
Him: uhm....no..
Her: You stallted!

Him: oh shit..
by QueenVictoria June 13, 2018
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look like the cat swallowed the canary

to have a knowing and self-satisfied smile on one's face; to be pleased with oneself, often because one has done something which one knows was wrong but which was very enjoyable.
1. when the teacher came into the classroom, the students sat there looking like cats that swallowed the canaries
2. don't trust karen, she looks like the cat swallowed the canary...i know what you're up tp karen!!
: look like the cat swallowed the canary
by a very tired student September 24, 2018
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