the land of stories 

One of the most magical series of books in existence, written by none other than the most magical man in existence; Chris Colfer.

This series is a continuation of all your favorite fairy tales featuring the answer to how so many girls married Prince Charming, what Red Riding Hood is really like, why the Evil Queen is so obsessed with the man in her mirror and so on. Everyone should read it.

"Have you read The Land Of Stories?"
"Of course! Chris Colfer is my favorite author!"

the land of stories by siriuslylovely7 July 11, 2014

telling stories 

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.

Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.

telling stories by PsychoticSpirit January 9, 2016

party store 

A term for a convenience store selling liquor and other adult beverages.

I'm heading to the party store. Anybody

need anything?

party store by talk2me-JCH2 April 2, 2021

Mann Co. Store 

A great way to burn through your monthly pay check.

SPECIAL MANN CO. STORE SALE!
5 LIMITED EDITION HATS FOR ONLY 600 DOLLARS!!!

A box of hats for only 600 dollars?! DO WANT.

Mann Co. Store by HELLO DARLING! July 20, 2011

1234 how many niggers are in my store 

I KNOW YOUR STEALING

"1234 how many niggers are in my store I know your stealing"

1234 how many niggers are in my store by James wildrick February 17, 2017

Storing 

Refers to the retention of substances in the anal and/or vaginal passages.

Although the term is sometimes used in relation to concealing illegal substances or objects from the law, the canonical usage of 'storing' is limited to fluids produced during intercourse.

Recently among the Millennial generation the term has taken to refer to the difficulty of felching an individual due to retention of felch away from the vaginal or anal opening.

Someone get me a straw, this bitch is storing.

Storing by Just(In Credible) April 12, 2015

Crouching Stork 

When a man is tied up, upside down to a ceiling fan while 4-6 girls gather around his body in a circle formation, kneeling on their knees. One must then turn on the fan, spinning the man and smacking each girl in the face with a hearty boner.

John: Where did you get that bruise?!

Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day

John: Must have been pretty hearty.

Amy: Yeah

Crouching Stork by Sir John Kensington March 21, 2011