seamster

A sexual act in which the "male" party is SO HORNY, he must rip the pants of the "female" party at the seams and insert his masculinity.

"HOLY SHIT! Did John just give Mary a seamster?" "Uh...Yeah."

by Cooter the Deer July 30, 2006

Streamspoiling

An act committed by those viewing a sporting event live or on broadcast TV, whereby texts or tweets announce key events (such as scores, turnovers, or big defensive plays) before they happen on live streaming (because streaming is several seconds delayed behind real time or broadcast TV). Thus our broadcast TV friends ruin the sports viewing experience for those of us online by giving away the outcomes before we see them happen.

(Bob, watching the game on his phone): It's 3rd and goal from the 17. Crowd is going wild...
(Jim, via twitter): TOUCHDOWN!!!
(Bob): Aw god damn it, Jim is watching this on TV and streamspoiling this shit for me....

by RATTnroll November 16, 2019

Seamster

A male seamstress, more commonly known as a Tailor.

I need to take my new suit to the seamster, he’s really good at tailoring.

by TM71985 May 11, 2021

MILFINMUKIN STEAMSUCKER

A CUSS WORD DESCRIBING A BROKEN STEAM TURBINE

THAT MILFINMUKIN STEAMSUCKER IS GONNA COST US A FORTUNE TO REPAIR

by PHAIRLY PHUNNY PHILPIRLY September 21, 2017

Jump streams

Literally jumps with the rhythm of a stream. The mapper probably got an aneurysm when he made that.

-hey look at my amazing 10 star map xdd
-bro that full screen jump streams look insane, i will send your map to every osu streamer

by wiwit October 23, 2019

Cross the streams

When a TV show/film is available on more than one streaming platform.

E.g.

Person A: “You haven’t seen the original Ghostbusters?!”

Person B: “Does it cross the streams?”

Person A: “Nah, it’s only on Prime.”

by WhatSheDoesintheShadows October 27, 2023

Crossing Streams

When two men are peeing and they make there piss streams clash together.

Billy and Jason were crossing streams in the forest.

by BigWordMan January 26, 2021