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squirty

1. Nasty-assed diarrhea.
2. "Voodoo Doodoo."
3. "Montezuma's revenge."
Best step back, mate! This one's gonna be a "squirty"!
by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003
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Squirty Cream

What happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman who then proceeds to squirt afterwards.

Also a British term for what the Americans call Whipped Cream in a can.
Ginger was horrified to find that Neil was covered in Squirty Cream after she climaxed on top of him.
by Dr Bradburry September 10, 2021
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squirty

When you put the squirt of a girl in a cup with a lollipop stick in it and freeze it in the freezer, you get a squirty. Yes, you can eat it.
Girl: You want a squirty?
Boy: Yeah Sure!
Girl: Hold on a minute.
by nicolasmotherfuckincage June 1, 2015
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squirl

1. A guy who basks in his own faggotry.

2. A weirdo.
Cheyenne: Dude, Michael's a fucking squirl.
Jacob: Fuck yeah.
by Straightstraight March 4, 2009
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flying squirl

when a male spreads his scrotum and jumps off an object in the house onto his sexual partner.
"I almost broke my neck when i slipped off the dresser performing the flying squirl last night."
by J.J. Poopface May 17, 2006
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Squidly

Ex: shelby wishes she could still get goddamn squidly
by Haley damron June 13, 2016
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squiglyspooch

1. An alien organ. 2. A penis. 3. Sonny Webb
1. Ahh my squiglyspooch has been amputated. 2. I have an adnomrally large squiglyspooch. 3. I AM SQUIGLYSPOOCH
by Sonny Webb, The Boss September 13, 2003
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