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Squinty Tits

Squinty tits (noun): A slang term for a female's breasts, especially when her nipples are uneven and resemble squinting eyes. The term is often used in a playful or humorous way, and it is not meant to be taken seriously.
Here are some examples of how the term "squinty tits" can be used in a sentence:

"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."
by Squinterz April 11, 2023
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Captain Squinty Yellow

Oh my god, is that Captain Squinty Yellow
by Dominoes_Pizza_Zimbabwae November 28, 2017
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uncle squinty

Malcolm was out last night, and went from Nicko Suave to Uncle Squinty around 1 am.
by APMBoston Boston taxguy June 15, 2018
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squitsy

' lets have a squitsy on ya jeb end '
by xxwhiteyxx April 24, 2006
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Squints

A word used to describe a massive overflow of fences or diarrhea after eating spicy meat most commonly associated with BBQ. An excessive amount of meaty poop exploding from the anus.
Man I’m pretty sure I’ll have the Squints after eating all this BBQ.
by Mr.ThatGuy August 25, 2018
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squintypanda

There is only one panda...a little jolly fellow who eats enormous amounts of food when high =P
by Owns the Panda November 3, 2003
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Squinty

Might break at any time. Kinda like jack Skelton. "Jonah"
Man u squinty
by Don't break jonah September 13, 2019
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