Sprinking

A generic term describing some sort of weird, creepy, stupid, or just plain annoying action or saying of someone else. It is derived from the last name of an odd member of a high school debate team and, like many things in the debate community, is only used when other debaters are present. The best effect is achieved when said with a derisive tone. While the original meaning had a somewhat dirty connotation, the current interpretation applies to any action deemed unacceptable or gross.

Riggsy: "I will eat your children and sleep on their bones!!!"
Mr. Awesome: "Dude, quit sprinking!"

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"Why is he eating paper?"
"It's ok, he's just sprinking."

by Mr. Awesome, Debate Champion March 11, 2007

Squonking

When someone beats 4 Penguins in a shed in Bumfuck, Florida that's a full squonking.

That sevens player only wins by Squonking!

by Not Artemis Black! August 23, 2023

scrote shrinking

What happens to the scrotum in cold weather

Damn! This is some scrote shrinking cold

by srstein January 25, 2021

Sinking the Kursk

To defecate a stool of larger than average proportions that both sinks instantly to the bottom of the toilet bowl and also contains a significant amount of Russian semen.

"Yes darling, I had a lovely weekend in Tbilisi, but I've rather unfortunately just had to spend the morning on the crapper Sinking the Kursk"

by brizbraz February 23, 2009

sinking a cone

Pulling the burning bud through a cone piece. Thus dunking it in water which is where the sinking part comes from. This is popular throughout Australia's cannabis culture.

Oh yeah I was with the boys last arvo sinking a cone cunt.

by Myniggajeffory December 17, 2017

squawking eagle

An activity involving 5 men and a single female, one men lies on a bench face up, and the female (also face up) lies on top, inserting his cock in her ass. She then spreads her legs and a second gentlemen enters, inserting his member into her pussy. now 2 of the remaining gentlemen approach the lady from either side standing facing her, at about shoulder level. but at a sufficient that she must extend her arms out to reach the base of their cocks, she then begins to jack these two men off. Finally the last man enters, sticking his dick into her mouth from the top of her head, such that the dick goes down the throat and the balls knock her nose as he fucks her throat. She performs all these actions in unison, jacking the guys as though flapping wings and rocking her hips as though adjusting her flight path and squawking from the discomfort of the rigorous deep-throating she receives, thus taking teh appearance of a squawking eagle.

your mum got a squawking eagle from fives guys last night and now she walks with a limp, and has lost the ability to swallow solids.

by defMan9 August 26, 2009

skunking

The act of running up to someone, turning your ass toward them, and releasing toxic colon fumes on them then running away. Similar to cropdusting but premeditated and designed for individual encounters. The attacker is known as the skunker and the victim is the skunkee.

Timmy had eaten burritos and eggs earlier in the day and saw his ex girlfriend who cheated on him. Timmy ran up to her said, "hi I have a present for you" dropped his ass and then ran away laughing leaving his ex to suffer. Mission complete successful skunking.

by ddrlegend August 9, 2010