squinch

a dried-up and used-up middle aged female bar denizen...a bar clam

If you buy that squinch a drink you'll never get rid of her

by porkpie hat October 3, 2003

Mexican Squinch Eye

The technical name for the tilde key. You know the key next to the 1 key you never knew the name of.

Player 1: How do I get into console.
Player 2: Press the Mexican Squinch Eye.
Player 1: The what?
Player 2: You know, the key next to the 1 key that no one knows the name.

by bongilante June 3, 2013

squinch

a mix between squish and pinch.

johnny please dont squinch me that would me meAn

by Lexie Smith June 11, 2020

Squinch

A term used against someone who’s annoying or you just don’t like them.

EX - ”You’re a squinch”
EX - “Go away from me squinch”

by BigAzzBedFrame January 20, 2021

Squinch

The uvila in the back of you mouth

The hotdog touched my squinch and I almost gagged

by Loan urbandyle November 23, 2020

Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.

Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!

by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024

squinching

word to describe the most putrid of smells.

“his odour was absolutely squinching, i had to leave!”

by exx0tica August 15, 2023