cooter squirter

a woman of special talents, which is able to squirt cum from her cooter, which is the ultimate orgasim for a woman, due to the fact of having to change the sheets after intercourse.

Last night my wife became know as the cooter squirter when I made her orgasim so hard that she soaked our sheets.

by M and M January 13, 2008

Squirter Sumerta

One whose personality overflows so much it squirts out. She has the amazing ability to make the most innocent comment smutty. This 'verbal ejaculate' takes everyone by surprise, much like the act itself.

Wongy - "Are you putting in for the boss' gift Squirter Sumerta?"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"

Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"

Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"

by Evidentary October 1, 2014

Squiter

Another name for mosquito

There are so many squiters

by Willham squire July 24, 2016

Squirters

People who only use restroom at restaurants and don't buy food.

Squirters always come into my restaurant and never buy food, they just use my restroom and leave.

by ZOOyorker* September 16, 2010

squinter

resident of Sydney, Australia who resides in the greater western metropolitan sub-region of Sydney, but must travel east for work daily, therefore staring into the sunrise on their commute to work in the morning and staring again into the sunset in the afternoon.

Tom: Mate, houses are cheap out Blacktown way! Why don't you move there?
Kasabian: Mate, I work in Bondi.

Tom: So?
Kasabian: So I'd be a bloody squinter!

by Cornslapper April 24, 2018

Berlin Squirter

When you mix the dirt you find in front of the Führerbunker with some water, drag it into a turkey baster, and then squirt it directly into somebody's vagina in the rare hope that the process will birth the next Adolf Hitler.

"I'm feeling like changing the world tonight. Give me the Berlin Squirter, daddy."

by SentientMalos May 30, 2016

Fat-squirter

A woman of unattractive size that squirts a load upon reaching climax.

Commonly used also in conjunction with referencing sluts etc.

"Ugh, are u talking about jaimelea?"

"Yeah bro."

"She's fucking disgusting. All the boys have been through that fat-squirter."

by PizzadippedinRanchsauce August 10, 2017