Squeegee Express

When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.

Guy: Here it comes!

Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!

Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!

by BBBarrett May 28, 2010

squeege

(1) v. Female ejaculation.
(2) n. Female ejaculate.

(1) "Bix gave her the shocker, and she squeeged all over the place."
(2) "I think Brooks got some squeege on his shirt when he fingered that thirty-something year-old woman."

by Scriptor Metamorphosis November 17, 2007

SQUEEEEEEEEEE

It’s a thing that Nikki maxwell says 24/7 in her dork diaries books LMAO

Nkikki: SQUEEEEEEEEEE
Reader: *burns book*

by ROSAAAA101 November 1, 2019

Dick Squeegee

Noun. This little flap of skin is most notably seen in porn movies where the girl is riding on top of the guy or also in the doggy style position. Located on the back of the pussy nearest the gooch, this majestic flap of skin can be see when pulling out right before each thrust and is used to help keep pussy juice on the shaft.

Andy: GYAAAD, did you see that fuck sluts dick squeegee?

Mike: fuck yeah! She got a well deserved pussy gape.

by Jbomb314 December 27, 2013

Squeeenvy

The state of being honestly, sincerely happy for someone else's good fortune--so happy that you could squee--yet also feeling just a little envious of it at the same time; an ambiguous feeling of excitement and envy. Root words, squee + envy.

Also includes: squeeenvious, squeeenvied.

"I'm feeling a touch of squeeenvy right now; my brother won tickets for a cruise ship, but he's taking Mom, not me!"

"When I heard she got a date with that cute guy behind the counter, I was totally squeeenvious of her good fortune. He wouldn't go out with me, but I am glad he's going out with her!"

by Ladyofthemasque September 1, 2006

Squeegee walk

When your feet point outwards giving the illusion that your squeegeeing water on the floor with your feet.

look at the jew fro..with the t-rex arms doing the squeegee walk. He looks like a fool

by HIGH PRESSURE January 4, 2013

squeegee

A posi virus that will kill if untreated after 5 mins

Person 1 : Yo do u have squeegee
Person 2: Yh
*Person 2 Dies*

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by iloveitzyssjdhsjsndb August 16, 2023