pencil squeezer

Masturbator

Wanker

Onenist

Verse of Ian Dury song:

'There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer'.

Also:

That rubber necked, pencil squeezer Ed Milliband couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, let alone an effective government ...

by D B Cooper June 6, 2013

Squeezer

when a woman grebs a penis tightly till the helmet throbs

the missus gave me a good squeezer last night on the job.......right on the vinegar strokes too!!

by ginger April 10, 2003

Fish Squeezer

A person who squeezes the livers and/or various body parts of a fish in order to extracts its natural oils. A fish squeezer is a popular occupation for elderly females.

I applied to become a fish squeezer today for Nature's Own, I hope I get the job.

by Fishy-mcfishfish October 21, 2010

Shaft squeezer

One who squeezes the shaft of his penis too hard. usualy refers too a person who is annoying or looks unsettled

Shut up you shaft squeezer

by David Vazquez April 18, 2009

Desk squeezer

Where you shit your pants and jump as high as you can landing your ass on your desk.

Did you see Christina do a desk squeezer? Shit was everywhere!

by Randirt February 9, 2018

penis squeezers

A woman's enormous breasts.

That sexy babe is so hot I wanna fuck her big penis squeezers and cum in her cleavage.

by tpirman1982 December 7, 2006

Licktastic Squeezers

1) Lucious Female Boobs
2) Perfect for licking and squeezing

I instantly imagined drizzling chocolate syrup on her licktastic squeezers.
I imagined doing things to them that would be illegal in other countries.
Bathing suits show off licktastic squeezers.
I cannot wait to see Jessica Alba's licktastic squeezers.

by Sacagewea March 20, 2008