grape squeezers

Jeans for men that make a moose knuckle so tight your berries turn purple.

Those grape squeezers are so tight his nads are gonna pop!

by felipe2028 January 22, 2020

Visa Squeezer

A Visa Squeezer can be described as an individual who enters a country and obtains a visa under false pretences to take advantage of the system for individual gain.

I got married to someone I don't even know, it cost me 5K but I have now got a Visa and I can stay for as long as I like (Visa Squeezer).

I dropped my kacks and got up the duff and had a baby with this mug so I could get a visa (Visa Squeezer)

by Fred_wood December 21, 2012

turd squeezer

An alternative way of saying asshole. Typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an asshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.

Brian is just a useless turd squeezer. Not an asshole, because asshole would insinuate that , while having a shitty attitude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

Lil’ Squealer

A noisy sex partner. Known for squealing, screaming or moaning loudly during coital activities.

Rachel is a lil’ squealer. I was banging her like a dog in the kitchen and she woke my mom. She sounds like a pig in heat.

I’d like to meet my neighbor. I can tell though these walls she’s a lil’ squealer.

I knew I could bang Jed’s ass cause he’s a man whore. What I didn’t know is he’s a lil’ squealer.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

New Jersey Squealer

When you're fucking a midget with orange skin and they scream at the top of their lungs.

Guy 1: "Did you hook up with that girl from Jersey last night?"
Guy 2: " Yeah, I gave her a New Jersey Squealer."

by Gustation April 19, 2018

Steelers

Pretty much the most kick-ass team in the NFL. BIG team that likes to pummel over everyone else. Features only the coolest coach, the biggest running back and quarterback known to man, and crazy haired safety that cracks skulls. If you're playing at home, forget about it- Steelers are one of the best road teams. They also don't feature sissy pants players like T.O. or Corey Dillon. Don't play sissy football either, where you throw a screen every play. Pretty much, if you are a guy and like being a guy, you are a Steeleres Fan.

-Man, the AFC North Sucks
-That's cause Pittsburgh is in it. They make every other team look god awful.
-Yeah, they kick ass don't they?
-Yes they do. I'm so glad I am a man and a Steelers fan instead of being gay and liking teams like the Patriots or Ravens.

by Troy Polamalu July 29, 2008

Sheffield Steelers

The most successful Ice hockey team in British history, now ask the manager to define 'wage cap' ;)

And Sheffield Steelers beat the Panthers *again*!

by Melchett May 1, 2004