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poop seeking meat missile

The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.
"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"
by Grande John July 21, 2006
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bitch squealing

General complaining, whining, bitching, crying, pissing and moaning and moping done in any order or all together.
Casey Ferrell is very proficient in the art of bitch squealing.
by psr142 December 11, 2010
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To squeeze the penis during ejaculation to get all the cum out. This can be down by the individual himself or his male/female partner.
Samantha was squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie last night then she swallowed all of it! It was so hot!
by sunshineyy June 30, 2008
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Squeezing Biscuits

The immediate need to take a massive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. Usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking.
After partying all night, Roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy his hunger. About halfway home his gut rumbled and he was already squeezing biscuits by the time he waddled into the shitter at home.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
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moisture-seeking mutton missile

His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.
by Jamie Rodger October 20, 2003
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Shit seeking

The act of standing over a toilet after you take a shit, to make sure it actually flushes and doesn't clog
"dude last night at my girlfriends house I took the biggest crap. It took forever to flush I was shit seeking for ten minutes.
by Danmit April 9, 2009
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Talkin and squawking

When your man is in it and he’s whispering in your ear sweet nothings. He tells you things he most likely wouldn’t say otherwise.
Girl tells her bestie: girl he said he loved me. “He ain’t talking about nothin, Just talkin and squawking
by Peach pleasure March 22, 2019
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