Squeezer

A person who is holding on too tight. Most likely spent their adolescent years sitting at the front of the classroom as the obvious “teacher’s pet”. The term is usually only used in a workplace setting to describe people who stay back late, suck up to bosses, go above and beyond etc.

Don: Jacinta loves this job too much.

Mick: Yeah she’s a squeezer...

by Anonymity November 3, 2017

Ebenezer Squeezer

An instance in which a gentleman has to squeeze the base of his phallus just tightly enough to prevent any excretion of urine, semen ,Budweiser, blood, or any other human bodily fluid from escaping the urethra during any event that involves heavy farts and/or defecation.

Especially popular around the winter holidays.

I got so excited when I met Tom Selleck and his mustache, That I completely forgot how to Ebenezer Squeezer, and I piss-shat everywhere, I made a total dick-ass in front of the nearly handicapped Magnum: P.I. cast.

by Lee Richards July 11, 2010

Squeakers

People on Xbox Live with very high voices. Usually very annoying and complain frequently. They are commonly around ages 10 - 14.

These Squeakers keep complaining every time I get a kill on them!

by SavageMessiah. July 4, 2008

squeaker

A gamer on voice chat that has not hit puberty or has an abnormally high-pitched voice. They will often use a rediculous amount of profanity to try and offset their lack of audible maturity.

Dude, that squeaker on WoW gave me a really bad headache!

by DJ Amireh August 21, 2006

Russian Squeaker

Shoving the cardboard roll from toilet paper with a mouse or other small animal in it, up your anus allowing the animal to crawl around in your anus.

Dude! I gave my self a Russian Squeaker yesterday, and it felt great!

by Centerwarz July 13, 2011

voldemort squeezer

when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth.

I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park

by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009

Breakfeast Squeezer

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.

Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

by Sean Bishop July 9, 2009