Slav Squats

A squat that is performed by Slavs usually whilst they are pumping hard bass.

Slav King: Let's pump hard bass and all do Slav Squats.
Slav 1: *Squats* while drinking vodka.

by Archived July 10, 2017

Fisty Squats

One man lays on his back and holds his arm up in the air while making a fist. His partner then squats onto the fist until orgasm.

I Heard John and Carl tried fisty squats last night, Carl had to be rushed to the ER.

by Torlo June 9, 2018

Quarter Squats

Verb: The act of a titty-bar whore squatting down on a stack of quarters and picking them up with her pussy. Performed in select sleazy titty-bars in Tijuana Mexico. The patrons all stack up quarters on the table for the dancer to squat down on - stuffing them insider her pussy, pick them up and drop them in her quarter jar by releasing them with her vaginal muscles.

Yo, me and Jose is going down to La Zona Notre to see some ho's doing quarter squats. Rafael said they do quarter squats at the Kinkle Bar. If you comming with us, then go hit up the quarter machine in the laundry first. You don't want to miss this act!

by Ricardovitz December 11, 2009

Squat Cobbler

Squat Cobbler aka Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A type of fetish where "a man sits in pie, and wiggles around"

Videos of pie sitters are used for sexual arousal.
A costume is often involved.
Variation is a "crybaby squat" accompanied by tears, but not all pie sitter cry.

Also known as;

Boston Cream Splat
Full Moon moon pie
Simple Simon the Ass man
Dutch Apple Ass

First defined on S2Ep2 of Better Call Saul, where Jimmy McGill fabricates
it's usage to get a client off.

We always figured Pryce was a Squat Cobbler, he often had pie on the seat of his pants.

by Jaguart August 1, 2016

Squatcher

One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids

I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher

by dw6245 December 19, 2009

that doesn't mean squat to me

You don't care about something or your done with whatever is going on around you.

Kelly: I'm 13 and he's 15 so why can't we date?
Mom: Your age difference that doesn't mean squat to me! You are not dating.

by GirlWithAlotOfDrama November 23, 2016

squatvia

1. The birthplace of a musical artist uamee who makes hardbass for the slavs in and around the area of influence left by the Soviet Union.

2. A clever mix of the word squat and Latvia, two things that correspond to uamee and his slavic culture.

Artyom: Where did you say he's from again?
Sergei: Squatvia, it's a little west from here.
Artyom: You know It's not a real place right?
Sergei: Whatever.
Artyom: You debil.

by literallyuseless November 11, 2020