brazilian squats

A type of gymnastic exercises, when a man,while doing a squat, must touch the ground with his scrotum.

-Man, look at this guy sick thighs...
-He must have been doing a lot of brazilian squats

by dadwdadw February 11, 2020

Irish Squats

When a drunk Irish person squats and shits in shot glasses for everyone to try out.

Hey! He's doing Irish Squats, let me in!!

by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

Pumpkin squats

The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.

Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!

by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023

Squashify

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by Squashify December 22, 2020

squashling

What results from planting a squash seed that germinates. A baby squash plant.

This spring i've grown a fine crop of squashlings, hopefully they will grow up to produce squashlets that will produce nice big squash that we will enjoy eating.

by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022

squashlet

A very young squash, grown from a squashling.

I have a nice crop of squashlets, with luck they will mature into nice big squash that we can eat.

by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022

Squashed Rat

When a male presses his entire genitalia against a transparent, hard surface such as a window or a CD case. The resulting visual resembles a rat that has been crushed to death.
It is like mooning someone except with a dick and balls.

Pressing your junk against a window looks like a squashed rat.

by Scoopalone June 27, 2014