Squat

The thing you actually need to do to poop.

Person 1: I poop sitting.
Person 2: You should poop squatting.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's healthier.

by the random. October 5, 2021

squat

1. To take a shit.
2. TO workout
3. To pee (for women)

by Danteezy Fo' Sheezy February 26, 2003

squat

what the girl on crazy/beautiful did when she needed to piss.

"I'm a go pop a squat"

by PYRO May 18, 2004

Squatted

Some loser who puts a upward tilt on their truck. If the front of the truck is higher than the back, it is squatted, no matter how little that difference may be. These are the lowest members of society.

It’s 6inches in the front and 3inches in the back, it’s not leaning, it’s squatted.

by no way he just said that June 13, 2022

squat

to crap

man... get outta the bathroom! I gotta take a huge squat!

by steve-o December 5, 2002

squats

see beales. Squats are a horrible exersize used to make your legs huge. Combined with burpees, abs, running, and cords = colies daily workout. Best done with Matt Mcginnis under you again see beales.

colie: "500 squats...ready go"
colie: "ashley what are you doing??"
liz: "oh colie!"
colie: "im going to kill you"
beales: "matt mcginnis matt mcginnis..."

by pings November 22, 2004

Squat

A cat that tends to climb up trees and anything else that it possibly can. You often mistake these cats for an oddly colored squirrel. Topically this happened more in Squittens then Squats.

"Whys that squirrel black hunny?"

"Uhh lets get closer"

"Nah hun it's just a Squat "

by Adream0fsin February 1, 2009